#1
ok so 3 of my friends and I are kind of in this little TP war with some seniors right now (were juniors). they are going to get one of my friend's house tomorrow night. we need to stop them. i wanted to see if anyone had any funny or good suggestions as to how to do this. one of my friends has some paintball guns so we might use them. anyone have any other ideas? yes its childish and stupid, but its fun.
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#6
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DON'T use paintball guns because this can lead to some AWFUL legal troubles

if they're on his property, he has the right to shoot with a REAL gun. im friends with cops, they told me that
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#7
One of you hide in the bushes with the hose.
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Water balloons full of things other than water. Milk, juice, urine, etc.
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Set up a defensive perimeter around the house, set up roadblocks and have your troops dig foxholes and keep a sentry on alert. Station a machine gun team in the second floor of the house, and have a sniper team in the church tower.


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#11
Why not get a hose or a few buckets of water ready.

When you see them, rush and soak all the toilet paper to disable them.
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Water balloons full of things other than water. Milk, juice, urine, etc.

jizz, acid, hot sauce.
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#13
What I do when people tp me, I sneak outside and make it look like I'm just another one of the tp'ers, then get into their car and hide until they're done.

Not only do you scare the **** out of them, you also demand they clean it up.
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What I do when people tp me, I sneak outside and make it look like I'm just another one of the tp'ers, then get into their car and hide until they're done.

Not only do you scare the **** out of them, you also demand they clean it up.

Or, you can get in the car, hot wire it, and drive off....


Shoot 'em with paintball guns. Like anime said, they're on your property, you're safe.
#15
o ya, and keep in mind these are football players. one of them is about 250 lbs and 6 foot 6...
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o ya, and keep in mind these are football players. one of them is about 250 lbs and 6 foot 6...

2 land mines then.
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#17
1) fill a super-soaker with piss
2) or make a super-soaker flamethrower

there are so many sweet things you can do with a super soaker
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