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#1
Title says it all. If you could rule the world and have anyone (living or dead) be your vice president so to speak. who would it be and why?


I'd go with dick cheny...


jk.... hell no


I'd choose jesus because of all the people who would listen to him... I would have gone with buddah but he would've eaten all the food and then I would die... soooo thats a no....
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#3
No-one, they would kill me eventuilly and take Leadership on MY World.
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#6
Samuel L. Jackson fused with a bear. Do I need an explanation?
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#7
RNRSoldier, definitely.

Bubban's a strong candidate, too.
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#8
Corpsegrinder.
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But really it's cos she got fat!

No fat chicks !
#10
chuck norris would be my second in command, he could kick people's asses to keep them in line, and i could eat cake.
#12
Bruce Lee
Edit: Actually Mr. T, maybe I can somehow fuse and/or breed Bruce Lee and Mr. T together?
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#14
^^^ I can.
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#15
master chief, he could respawn everyime they try to kill him!
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#16
Dimebag22 because he bears a striking resemblance to Alf... and everybody knows that Alf is a very charismatic character.
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#17
David Bowie.
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#18
Hugh Hefner and his endless supply of hot ass.
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Me too man, I cant remember ever actually laughing out loud for ages due to the internet, omegasus is just....hes just awesome


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I'm pretty sure guys don't get breast cancer.
#20
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Can you dig it?




you know what... screw jesus...




Solid
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#21
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Win


better yet, Samuel L. Jackson fused with a bear/pig...



Now THAT, would be a manbearmuthafuckinpig!
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#22
george carlin
WHY DON'T YOU CONSULT EROWID FIRST?
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#23
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Samuel L. Jackson fused with a bear. Do I need an explanation?

Yes.

For me, Darth Vader. He's the perfect second in command. He's loyal (unless you continuously **** with him and his son), badass, has that deep, commanding voice, badass, can ****ing wreck anyone, badass, and so on.
#24
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Yes.

For me, Darth Vader. He's the perfect second in command. He's loyal (unless you continuously **** with him and his son), badass, has that deep, commanding voice, badass, can ****ing wreck anyone, badass, and so on.


Would you **** with Samuel L Jackson? No. Would you **** with a bear? No. End of discussion.
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#25
Quote by RNRSoldier
Would you **** with Samuel L Jackson? No. Would you **** with a bear? No. End of discussion.



but why are they fused... what if he ate you?
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#26
my friend leah.

duh.
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#27
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Would you **** with Samuel L Jackson? No. Would you **** with a bear? No. End of discussion.

Would you **** Samuel L Jackson? Yes. Would you **** a bear? Yes.
REBUTTAL!
#28
Quote by killedbyaspork
but why are they fused... what if he ate you?


Cause then people DOUBLE don't **** with you. And he wouldn't eat me, he'd only eat salmon and honkies.

EDIT: ^ Then you'd just **** him... I'm not seeing how that's a problem.
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#29
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#30
I would also pick Delilah and screw her in front of the Plain White Ts. WHAT NOW FAGGOTS?! GONNA SING ANOTHER FAGGOT SONG?
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Me too man, I cant remember ever actually laughing out loud for ages due to the internet, omegasus is just....hes just awesome


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I'm pretty sure guys don't get breast cancer.
#32
Quote by RNRSoldier
EDIT: ^ Then you'd just **** him... I'm not seeing how that's a problem.

The problem is that it isn't happening! How do I Samuel-L-Jacksonbearpig get?
#33
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Cause then people DOUBLE don't **** with you. And he wouldn't eat me, he'd only eat salmon and honkies.



but youre a honkey....
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#34
Quote by killedbyaspork
but youre a honkey....


Nooo, I'm a cracker... God, get your slurs right.
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#36
I say samuel L Jackson bear/pig because:

A) you wouldn't **** with Jackson
B) you wouldn't **** with a bear
C) if it was part pig, you could feed him slop, or the blood of your traitors.


Downside?
#38
Quote by RNRSoldier
Would you **** with Samuel L Jackson? No. Would you **** with a bear? No. End of discussion.

Yes and yes. You shouldn't be answering your own questions that you've asked other people.
#39
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Yes and yes. You shouldn't be answering your own questions that you've asked other people.


I was answering in the way everyone should answer. Either Samuel L Jackson or a bear could kick your ass.
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