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#4
Massive bruise, maybe?

Whatever it is, I don't want it....

o_O
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#6
Quote by timo1
Put icy hot on it

I <3 /ug/ lol


......No.

Just no.

Take it back. Right now. I almost feel like crying from the sight of that.
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#7
you may have hand foot and mouth disease.
i had it a little while back and had similar symptoms.
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#10
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What's going to happen to my mouth?

-SD

you get little sores in your mouth and they're kinda itchy.
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#11
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#12
Quote by Guitarislife125
That's a rare disease commonly found in South Africa. It's called Negativus Soldate. When left untreated it commonly results in the amputation of the male genitals.



my doctor said you can get it from bad cuts of meat
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#14
Amputate. Now!

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#15
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My name is George.



Smooooooooooooooth...

And TS, hate to be a party pooper, but maybe you should see a doctor?
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#17
I had one of those. Acually 3. Everytime it grew out of the nail another one came up. Happened for like 6 months and its finally not come back. Now I've got it under my skin on the same toe!! I think my school shoes don't like me.
#18
do you remember smashing you toe into something?

i had something like that on my toe too. it was just because i smashed it into something and it bruised.
#19
Suck to be you SD.

Well, you can always make love to your toe, you're never gonna have to chance afterwards so you may as well make the most of the time you have with it.
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#20
one time a girl stepped on my toe in high heels and it looked like that.
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#21
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My name is George.

your sig says otherwise
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#22
Quote by Dirk Gently
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Oh lawd.


Now you know not to got fucking around with your feet, SD.
#23
I'm pretty sure the only cure is to lick Lenins corpse.
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#26
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Put icy hot on it

I <3 /ug/ lol

Go back to /b/.


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#27
Youre asking UG to find a cure for AIDS?
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#28
It's just a bruise.
I was hoping for something really nasty.
*wanders off disconsolately*
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#30
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Youre asking UG to find a cure for AIDS?


We started it so we may have the power to cure it.
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#33
SD, you got tiny little girl feet.


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#35
Quote by JamieB
SD, you got tiny little girl toes.





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#37
Quote by bassmanjoe08
Youre asking UG to find a cure for AIDS?

I think UG could find the cure for AIDS...


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#38
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I think UG could find the cure for AIDS...


Just not the The Pit.



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#39
Quote by Dirk Gently
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC 20036

My name is George.



Wouldn't that be "lop it off" though?

Edit:

Did someone say they needed a cure for AIDS?



It even has a total of 100% ingredients...simply amazing.
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