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Ok so I just got back home and I thought i'd share my story with UG. Around 9 some friends picked me up in a van and we drove for some partying. We got a little bit ****ed up and decided we were gonna egg this one football players house. So we do. Then we feel it isn't enough, so we egg his girlfriends house.That's awesome. Everything's awesome so far...

Later, the guy who has the car decides to return to the first house for re-egging (He's driving us around so we really have no say in where we're going). We're waiting in the van while he's performing said egging, when all of a sudden we hear "Hey you little ****!". We see 3 guys storm out of the house and start chasing. Needless to say, everyone bolts.

Ok, so i'm hiding in some woods on a hill like 500 yards away ducking down. I see the 3 guys go towards the van and look around. Everyone's gone so they just wait there. After i've been watching for like 5 minutes they point in my direction. Then they start running and i nearly **** myself. I sober up in like 3 seconds and just haul ass 2 miles home. Then while i'm walking home down the dark highway, I see the cops driving up the road really slowly, obviously looking for someone. I pretty much lie down in a ditch and cover myself with my sweater. When they were gone, I went to 7/11 and bought some Swedish Fish. Then I came home. My buzz got ****ing killed...

Here's my trip




So that's what I did tonight. I thought it might be a bit interesting.
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#2
Your so awesome man!!!!!!!
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Last edited by rockr09 at Nov 19, 2007,
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The guy driving is a real tool. Was he sober?


I think he had a beer but he didn't smoke so he was ok to drive


edit:It would be hilarious if the guy whose house we egged just happened to play guitar and was reading this thread. I have our neighborhood names on there too hahaha.
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#5
Very nice, but i dont see the point of egging their houses..
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I'm going to come to your house now that I have your address. Better watch out...
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#8
i found this story mildly high-larious
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i found this story mildly high-larious

were u tryna be funny?
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were u tryna be funny?


Were you trying to speak English?

That's actually kinda amusing though TS, bravo!
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I think he had a beer but he didn't smoke so he was ok to drive


edit:It would be hilarious if the guy whose house we egged just happened to play guitar and was reading this thread. I have our neighborhood names on there too hahaha.


Ummm... hey moron. It's alcohol that affects your driving drastically, not weed.
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Were you trying to speak English?


i was trying to type faster so i wouldnt be here when u brought ur sorry ass into this thread
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