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#1
MY friend, for 9 years, has just backstabbed me. would you kind people help me devise a sweet plan of revenge, as devious as possible?
#6
Quote by NiCKLESS
Sex with his mother. While he's watching.


OR sex with him, while his mother's watching? Then she'll know for sure he's gay .
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mom take me to the doctor i cant stop cumming in wrestling
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bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


CLICK HERE FOR FREE SEX!
#8
Depends on what he did. Details or GTFO.
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#10
tie him to a chair, lock him in a room, smear grape jelly (or anything tasty) on his *cough*, release a starved german shepherd with rabies intro the room.
#12
Quote by iceman_8319
Make him eat his parents.


No, better yet, make him eat chili made from his parents. Then tell them your horrible, horrible plan .
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mom take me to the doctor i cant stop cumming in wrestling
Quote by Cameronrobson
bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


CLICK HERE FOR FREE SEX!
#13
Tie him up near an ants nest so he cant move and smear him with honey.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#14
invite him to sleep over and jack off in his face while he's sleeping
or kill him
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#15
Quote by iceman_8319
Make him eat his parents.


+1. Totally agree. Very feasable too, also one of the cheaper "Get Revenge" tactics as well. Iceman_8319, you are a genius.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#16
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#17
Quote by Zero-Hartman
+1. Totally agree. Very feasable too, also one of the cheaper "Get Revenge" tactics as well. Iceman_8319, you are a genius.


Looking to get sigg0rd?
Quote by RiotSquad
mom take me to the doctor i cant stop cumming in wrestling
Quote by Cameronrobson
bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


CLICK HERE FOR FREE SEX!
#19
Quote by JordanFlayer
invite him to sleep over and jack off in his face while he's sleeping


If that was backwards (for whatever reason), then there would truly be an over-abundance of south park references, in which case I would say, just grab a notebook and pen and watch a few episodes because honestly, that's where the majority of UG's creativity comes from.
Quote by Guitar0player
You're Thurstonsexual

Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

Enjoy reading? Please crit my work .
#20
I think that more dirt is in need of dishing.
Listen to The Sounds Inside
John Frusciante
#21
Teabag him while he's sleeping, take pics, ????, profit.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#22
Roll him up in carpet and throw him off a bridge.
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the muffin!
#23
I recommend the Sack of Potatoes

if anyone could still remember this say "potatoes!"
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Oh my ***ing god that pron one is like the best one ever and i have seen all of em. Congrats dude you just beat Kensai.
#24
Quote by Stentroll
Looking to get sigg0rd?


It would be nice nah, i geniunely feel that the most genius answer you could give...

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#25
Quote by confusius



Go on, sig him! Sig him!


I just may.... It's a step up from my current sig...

Iceman Edit:
Zero-Hartman, thank you and consider yourself sigged.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
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#29
Quote by iceman_8319
Make him eat his parents.

but he has to submit the dishes he makes his parents into, to a panel of judges, and they should judge him harshly.
What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.
- Bill Hicks
#31
Make him a milkshake... but with tons of Laxatives... and right before a really important meeting or test for him... in which he can't leave or if he leaves he'll probably fail the test.

Or throw a ninja star in his eye!

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Yes, you sir win the internet!


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To put it crudely, every hole is a goal.


#32
This thread's killing me.

Make him listen to Kerrang and have the lol wut pear eat his parents.
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#33
Quote by bootyguard
Make him a milkshake... but with tons of Laxatives... and right before a really important meeting or test for him... in which he can't leave or if he leaves he'll probably fail the test.

Or throw a ninja star in his eye!


Van Wilder FTW!
#34
Quote by zetaspartan2552
Van Wilder FTW!


oh yah.... especially if you can win Tara REID! oh man.

Quote by The Virtuoso
Yes, you sir win the internet!


Quote by saphrax
To put it crudely, every hole is a goal.


#35
Quote by MrAngryEyes
but he has to submit the dishes he makes his parents into, to a panel of judges, and they should judge him harshly.


And afterwards, radiohead should come by and call him a crybaby.
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#36
Quote by sebastian_96
Roll him up in carpet and throw him off a bridge.


Aww damn you took mine :P
#38
Quote by Reduced_Fat
tie him to a chair, lock him in a room, smear grape jelly (or anything tasty) on his *cough*, release a starved german shepherd with rabies intro the room.


Apparently something like that ( I say like, the only similarities being the *cough* and the dog) happend in my town. A sikh guy was going out with a muslim girl, muslim girls brothers don't like this, kidnap sikh guy, slap him about a bit and force him into sexual positions with said dog. Photographs of his sexual exploits were then posted around his neighbourhood and he moved back home to India. A guy at work told me this so there is most likely a high bullsh*t factor, non the less a good plan for revenge.
#40
Hit his grandparents.

And if alive, his great-grandparents.
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