On a Dutch guitar forum I said I was looking for someone to jam with some time. She is the first only one to reply and after talking to her for a bit I learned that she´s a Green Day fan, can only play chords, can´t read tab, is four years older than me, lives too far away from to actually undertake anything and is really fat and ugly (judging from her picture).

Now I know I could take the job on me and help her to get better but I also know this could create some massive pownage. The quention, UG, is how?

Any ideas?
She's in it for the c0ck.
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
Does physical beauty inhibit guitar playing abilities?

try webcam with sound, I suppose you do some teaching that way.
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