#1
Hey UG.

Recently, I've been getting a cold, or what I assume is a cold (normal symptoms such as runny nose, cough etc).

But I've also got a throat thing, where my throat is really dry ( like dry mouth, for all you druggies >.< ), but it hurts in general and especially when I swallow.

Any ideas?
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#2
a soar throat?....

maybe tonsolitus? but im putting my money on a soar throat.
#3
Oh, I dunno. Drink some fucking fluids, perhaps?
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Oh, I dunno. Drink some fucking fluids, perhaps?


I have.
I've just drunk a litre and a half of water.
And it still hurts.
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#6
you probably have respiratory flu and will die within a matter of days...good luck with that.
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#8
probably some sort of throat infection then. or just a cold. i had the same thing a while back (more or less). and now its gone.
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#9
It sounds like you either have tonsillitis or strep throat.

Do this:

Take a glass and put in some salt, fill it with lukewarm water and stir. Gargle the water and do this three times a day (morning, afternoon, and evening) it's better if you do after you eat.

It will go away within 2-5 days.
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I have.
I've just drunk a litre and a half of water.
And it still hurts.

I can give you some fluids to help your throat

I say take some morphine, that stuff will make you feel like you don't even have a throat, and if you do still feel it you won't care about it.
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#11
Eat a whole bunch of bananas.
You've got to eat the skin too, that's where the goodness is.
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#12
go to the local walk-in clinic, they'll tell you exactly what it is
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#13
Bird Flu!!!
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#14
Or make this:

Orange juice, boiled water, and honey.

So good for you, honey to soothe your throat, and orange juice for vitamin C, and hot water to make it come together perfectly.
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#15
drink a bottle of hot sauce, i had just a small bottle of tobasco, (and i used to get sick often), and i havnt been sick for over a year now,

p.s poop first, then chug hot sauce

or drink a gallon of water daily
#16
holy sh-poop, i had strep throat once and when they tested me for it and shoved that spikey stick down my throat i accidentaly swallowed it and suddenly felt better

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#17
Yeah, try hot milk with honey, or maybe tea...

If it still hurts that much later, you might have tonsillitis... go and see a doctor as long as you don't have a temperature of 40°C. ^^ I had that twice... damn that really hurts. xD

cheers, gl!
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#19
Hey UG.

Recently, I've been getting a cold, or what I assume is a cold (normal symptoms such as runny nose, cough etc).

But I've also got a throat thing, where my throat is really dry ( like dry mouth, for all you druggies >.< ), but it hurts in general and especially when I swallow.

Any ideas?


Then don't swallow.


There's absolutely nothing wrong with spitting it out.
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#20
the best thing in the world for sore throats is infact.....


DEATH :p


wow that was so cheap
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You've got bird flu. I advise you to get everyone you may have infected into quarantine, and contact the government immediately.
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#22
Actually someone I know went to the doctor with the exact same symptoms. It felt like a normal cold, but his throat was more sore than usual, dry mouth, all that. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, and the diagnosis was pretty clear.


It was AIDS.
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Actually someone I know went to the doctor with the exact same symptoms. It felt like a normal cold, but his throat was more sore than usual, dry mouth, all that. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, and the diagnosis was pretty clear.


It was AIDS.


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