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#1
Halp.

Advice on keeping the balls while asking.


On how to go by it...

Helpz?



Im 16 btw Im just not a relationship dood
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#4
(Y) First itme in the pit, i keep my ass safe in the electric guitar forum!
Quote by .arkness:.
I see my guitar as a chick because I'd be damned if i were ever holding / fingering a guy for hours a day.


I lulzed.
#6
When you're with her/him just lean in for a kiss, and see what happens. If it works as planned, ask her if she wants to get involved with your thang. If not, blush and mumble.
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#7
Relationship thread. I'm sure you could find some posts that are of a similar nature.

But just be yourself, and don't act fake in any way. If she likes you, you'll want it to be for general reasons.

If you hang out with her as it is, then I'm sure you could find a bunch of situations to just ask her.

If you don't really know her that well, then you may need to try a little harder to set up a situation in which you could comfortably ask her.
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#8
Quote by Coaxke

Advice on keeping the balls while asking.



there's your first mistake. once you are in a relationship, you lose your balls instantly (in a matter of speaking, of course)
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#9
Drink a lot of beer and you're done. Or make a movie of you baking an egg without a shirt on.

Nothing is more manly than baking an egg without shirt on.
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#11
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When you're with her/him just lean in for a kiss, and see what happens. If it works as planned, ask her if she wants to get involved with your thang. If not, blush and mumble.


That's actually, word for word, what I do.

Uhh, yeah....relationship thread.


...Or surprise sex!
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#13
Whip it out and slap her in the face.


Alturnatively, relationship thread.
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#14
Dude, if you really think she likes you back, then ask her if she'd like to go out with you or something.
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#15
Be confident and ask if you want to hang out, not on a date. Flirt alot but make sure you don't sound arrogant. Be yourself and be cool, just treat her like a friend and not like an alien. The best thing to do is to tickle her a bit, not to much. Just have play fights they're always fun. Don't try and get too deep and just keep the conversation interesting/funny/relevant.

Etc etc.

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#16
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simple go up to her and say : 'are u from tennessee? cos ure the only ten I see.' make sure she knows the scoring system is from 1-10 otherwise she will think thats a bad mark
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#17
1. 'Will you go out with me?'
2. 'No, i'm really sorry and I like you as a friend but I like someone els...'
3. Bamm!! Smack her right in the face!
#18
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That's actually, word for word, what I do.

Uhh, yeah....relationship thread.


...Or surprise sex!

It's the best way. I like it, anyway.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#19
Yeah she likes me, i know this from being told etc.


Shes coming over here sunday with another friend of mine, just need to grow a pair :/


Yeha i hang out with her alot already, and flirt etc..
Quote by .arkness:.
I see my guitar as a chick because I'd be damned if i were ever holding / fingering a guy for hours a day.


I lulzed.
#20
well, if she likes you then nothing beats surprise sex!!! and it's convenient, she's gonna be at YOUR house.
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#22
yeah. same thing as everybody else.

just walk up and do it and don't think of it as a big deal. it's just a normal conversation w/ a question u just happened to have as an afterthought.
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Whip it out and slap her in the face.


Alturnatively, relationship thread.


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#25
Simply whip your balls out. Thats what girls like, a nice hairy wrinky sack.
Make sure to keep the dick in the pants though. You don't want her thinking your some sort of chauvinist pig or anything.
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dude i know exaactly how you feel. theres this chick i like EXCEPT i dont know if she likes me. if i did it, would make this whole thing a **** of alot easier. you do however so i suggest go for it
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I believe thats a Mushroom Tattoo....

Google it



it scares me that if that is what its called, you already know it.
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#28
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You don't ask a chick out. You tell a chick out.

Hahaha. I laughed.
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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#29
Quote by boreamor
Be confident and ask if you want to hang out, not on a date. Flirt alot but make sure you don't sound arrogant. Be yourself and be cool, just treat her like a friend and not like an alien. The best thing to do is to tickle her a bit, not to much. Just have play fights they're always fun. Don't try and get too deep and just keep the conversation interesting/funny/relevant.

Etc etc.


Dude, pwn.

That is exactly the way to go.

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#30
chicks will eat you alive if you don't have confidence.

just tell yourself everything is cool, hell, you know she likes you. she's gonna say yes. you just gotta get her at the right time (it'll feel right)

seriously, if you don't have confidence, you gotta get some. psyche yourself up dude. you can do it, its no thing but a chicken wing
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#31
Will psyching myself up then "Leroying" it may work?

Gonna do it midway through the night, during whatever DVD we decide to watch, Friensd on the chair, gonna lay on the bed and watch it with her.

I mean, is it like obvious when a chick snuggles up to you during am ovie?

Cos i got taht friday night at Beowulf with her


Halppp
Quote by .arkness:.
I see my guitar as a chick because I'd be damned if i were ever holding / fingering a guy for hours a day.


I lulzed.
#32
Quote by TheNewDiabolic
Simply whip your balls out. Thats what girls like, a nice hairy wrinky sack.
Make sure to keep the dick in the pants though. You don't want her thinking your some sort of chauvinist pig or anything.


LOL
#33
Quote by Coaxke
Will psyching myself up then "Leroying" it may work?

Gonna do it midway through the night, during whatever DVD we decide to watch, Friensd on the chair, gonna lay on the bed and watch it with her.

I mean, is it like obvious when a chick snuggles up to you during am ovie?

Cos i got taht friday night at Beowulf with her


Halppp


your in
#34
Quote by Coaxke
Will psyching myself up then "Leroying" it may work?

Gonna do it midway through the night, during whatever DVD we decide to watch, Friensd on the chair, gonna lay on the bed and watch it with her.

I mean, is it like obvious when a chick snuggles up to you during am ovie?

Cos i got taht friday night at Beowulf with her


Halppp

No, a chick snuggling up to you means she hates you.
Do you have Asperger's or something?
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#35
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1. 'Will you go out with me?'
2. 'No, i'm really sorry and I like you as a friend but I like someone els...'
3. Bamm!! Smack her right in the face!


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#36
Quote by totenkopfSG
chicks will eat you alive if you don't have confidence.

just tell yourself everything is cool, hell, you know she likes you. she's gonna say yes. you just gotta get her at the right time (it'll feel right)

seriously, if you don't have confidence, you gotta get some. psyche yourself up dude. you can do it, its no thing but a chicken wing


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#37
"Hey, you want to go out sometime?"

That simple.
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#38
No, i jsut have no balls round particular chicks >.<

Its not as simple for me, im shy
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I see my guitar as a chick because I'd be damned if i were ever holding / fingering a guy for hours a day.


I lulzed.
#39
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Quote by Coaxke
No, i jsut have no balls round particular chicks >.<

Its not as simple for me, im shy

Beer, man. Beer.
Come on, I'm 18 in three days, I'll take you out.

However, you must realise that the night will inevitably end with me bundling you into the back of my car for furious sex. You must always bear this in mind when you go out for a night on the town with me.
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lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
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