#2
2 seconds, just like BAM!! all out in one swift motion (get it?)

really made my day
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#3
15 seconds. no joke. probably less.
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#4
You phail.....

Your the guy who said piano sucks.
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#6
course!
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#7
Negative four seconds.

Don't ask for details.
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#9
OH MAN did i ever misunderstand this thread, i thought u guys were talking about dump as in referring to relationships and im thinking wtf are they talking about then wait for it....... I GET IT NOW!! lol, but honestly i dont time my dumps so dont ask me
#10
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have you noticed that this kid always proclaims the awesomeness of his threads in the very first post?



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#11
I dunno, recently I went to Taco Bell and had a poop afterwards where a ton came out in like 2 seconds, then I only had to wipe once. It was glorious.
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#12
i normally crap wipe and get out of the bathroom in less that 2min. i timed my self on my ipod a few times. i guess it comes from working on crabing boats. theres not much time or room to take a dump.
#13
I hate short dumps, you get no satisfaction, or really get to start reading anything. Just me?
#15
nah i love the, as i call em, no wipers....i had a brilliant one today at school which i usually hate doing because the bathrooms are gross but i had to and voila it only needed one wipe much to my happiness...that was definetely less than a 20 second dump btw
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That is quite possibly one of the best ideas someone has told me yet. Crackattack ur pretty smart.
#16
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Negative four seconds.

Don't ask for details.


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#17
...this kid makes stupid ass threads, doesn't he?
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#19
Damn how low the pit will go sometimes amazes me!!!

This is really really sad everyone ****s life moves on

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#22
Holy crap.

I thought this thread was about relationship dumps.

I saw the other guy who thought that, and I thought he was thinking this was about pooping type of dumps. I feel like a douche.

This is still an epic phailure, however.
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#23
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OH MAN did i ever misunderstand this thread, i thought u guys were talking about dump as in referring to relationships and im thinking wtf are they talking about then wait for it....... I GET IT NOW!! lol, but honestly i dont time my dumps so dont ask me



haha i think ur funny

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#24
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man! did you guys wipe? lol


I know that sometimes, if you're realy lucky, or if you like eat really healthy, then it's possible to get what i like to call a "Clean Cut" where it's like right in the middle, not to diarrhea, not too constipated, and it compeltely comes out and you don't even need to wipe cuz it's like nothing happened. it feels so good too...
#25
sometimes my ass hair gets knotty or i just have some major dingleberries and it takes a while for it to strain out
#26
When I really need to go, it comes out all at once, so maybe around 5 seconds minus wiping time.

But the long ones are better.
#27
im gonna talk about long dumps. my friend sometimes takes a dump at school, and usually takes like 15 mins. and my cousin, he takes upwards 30 mins. i dont care for short dumps, i love taking a nice long dump
#31
I think mine was just under a minute, on the weekend. Went in, came out right when I sat down, gave it a few wipes just to make sure, then left.
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