Poll: Who will win?
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Ninjas
102 34%
Pirates
48 16%
Vikings
113 38%
Wizards
37 12%
Voters: 300.
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#1
This is the EPIC Battle thread.

Ninjas
Pirates
Vikings
Wizards

The final fight.
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#2
Oh man, tough call between ninjas and vikings here.
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#5
ninjas ftw
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#8
VIKINGS! Amon Amarth would help them kill everyone.
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#9
Vikings from the pagan lands will smite the puny ninja by the axe of Thor and the spear of Odin.

your move.
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#10
Vikings. And you also forgot Cowboys/Indians/Robots and Zombies...


But even with all them... Vikings.
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#11
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VIKINGS! Amon Amarth would help them kill everyone.

+100000000000000000 VIKINGS FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!
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#12
Vikings, of course.
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#15
Vikings are clearly the only logical choice
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#16
Ninjas: Lame
Vikings: Dead
Wizards: Gay

I think we know the true winner here.
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#18
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BUBA!!!...woops wrong finger positioning. NINJAS!!!

I almost laughed at this post, but then I saw that you voted for ninjas, ftl!
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

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#19
Vikings aye, but would wizards not pose a formidable challenge? what with their polymorph and Blizzard spells.
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#21
looks like vikings take the cake... i'm not gonna lie i thought they would be the first to go.
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#23
Quote by stanleybach
+100000000000000000 VIKINGS FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!

Oden! Guide our ships
Our axes, spears and swords
Guide us through storms that whip
And in brutal war
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#24
Ninjas FTW!!!!

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#26
Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

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#27
Quote by human-blasphamy
Oden! Guide our ships
Our axes, spears and swords
Guide us through storms that whip
And in brutal war

Awesome song! It's in my playlist on my profile, it's just pure awesomeness.
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

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#28
Quote by clincher09
Ninjas: Lame
Vikings: Dead
Wizards: Gay

I think we know the true winner here.


How are pirates not gay?

...asspirate.
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#29
Quote by oscarmyer
Ninjas FTW!!!!


At least Vikings aren't pussies who have to hide to pwn you.
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

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#31
Quote by human-blasphamy
Oden! Guide our ships
Our axes, spears and swords
Guide us through storms that whip
And in brutal war


*raises sword*


See the Valkyries ride!

They meet upon this hallowed field
Now the end is near
Two armies not about to yield
The smell of death inthe air

This field has served as battle ground
Since the dawn of this world
Through the years a lot of blood
Has been pored into this earth

Warrior's eyes full of purest rage
Steel cutting flesh
Spilling guts, severing heads
Sending men to their death

Ride, ride, ride Valkyries
Ride, ride, ride Valkyries
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#32
By the hammer of Thor, VIKINGS!!!
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#33
Quote by stanleybach
At least Vikings aren't pussies who have to hide to pwn you.


Oh, they're not hiding...
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You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

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#35
vikings
on account of i defy you to name a better band composed of ninjas pirates or wizards, than AMON AMARTH!
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im american but i think canada would win. they would probably lay low until everyone took each other out and then finish the last one standing off in one fell swoop. sneaky bastards.
#36
This is awesome, I never knew UG had this many Vikings lurking about.
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

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#37
Ninja kidnapped Vikings fam!

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#38
"Ten heavy feet
Walks the bloodsoiled ground
With rhythm these
Five warriors march

No matter how much
The bleeding wounds
From enemy swordcuts
Hurts to the bone

The revenge they sought
Was taken in blood
No mercy was showed
No mercy was showed

They ignore the pain
That hammerlike pounds
From falls, off slain
Horses, to the ground

No signs of weakness
No signs of weariness
Not even a glimce
Of remorse in their eyes

They slew men ruthless
Fed the wolves with flesh
And now they leave
This land side by side

Now they're headed home
Five swordsmen who fought repentlessly
Their story will be told
Of five brave men endlessly

All sorrow is left
For the woman to bare
The children cries
They live in fear

No man was spared
No houses or farm remains
No christian woman unraped
Their church consumed by flames

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods
And as they return
Bleeding but proud
The horizon burns
And the song is ringing loud"

Vikings rape all.
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#39
Quote by oscarmyer
Ninja kidnapped Vikings fam!


That's no Viking, Vikings don't have families, just countless virgins for them to fuck. He's a poser.

Now there's a real modern Viking.
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

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