#1
Which would you rather be? Now before you answer, consider this.

Research has suggested this about the two animals:

A pig's orgasm can last anywhere from 20-30 minutes.

A lion may have sex up to 50 times in 1 day.


Now I ask you, would you rather be a pig or a lion?
#2
Pig.

So I can smoke and rest after. Duh.
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#3
pigs. they had a pink floyd song written about them. three actually.
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
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And if the Devil is 6,

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#4
50- orgasams that last a few seconds.... or......
1 or 2 orgasams that last 20-30 min...


Pig.
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#5
Would you rather be chopped up for food or mercilessly hunt down animals of the majestic plains?
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#6
A lion, so people won't fuck with me.
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#13
A piglion.
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#14
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A piglion.

shut up
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#18
Who the hell researches pig orgasms?


Where can I get a job app?

They don't call it porkin' for nothing! Pigs ftw.
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#20
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A piglion.

Pshhh


everyone knows it's called a "Lig" or a "Plion"
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#21
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manbearpig

that way people won't eat me
i'll be able to vote
AND have long orgasms


+1

but would you be half man, half pigbear..or half pig and half manbear?
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#23
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+1

but would you be half man, half pigbear..or half pig and half manbear?



nope
half pig
half man
half bear

i'd also be called a "improper fraction beast"
#24
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nope
half pig
half man
half bear

i'd also be called a "improper fraction beast"




total f'cking win.
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#25
You certainly can't discount the variety of pussy (I make pun!)a lion gets. I mean, he gets every female in his pride. All to himself. And they feed him too.
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#26
uhh Lion...something about being gutted having an apple stuck in my mouth and being cooked slowly in an oven just doesnt work for me..
#28
lion. lions are awesome, strong, feared, and sweet looking. plus, we just let the women do all the work
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#29
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lion. lions are awesome, strong, feared, and sweet looking. plus, we just let the women do all the work




+1 .. I choose lion for that same reason stated above
#31
wild pig? I don't really wanna be made into sausage...
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#32
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i heard lion sex is painful.


"heard"


For the females, apparently.

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#35
Lion. Cuz there kick ass
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