#1
Okay i dont wanna pay $4 for a piss strength beer i wanna smuggle in my own cocktail. what is the best way that doesnt involve putting bottles in your underwear
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#3
put them in your anus


Edit: damn
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#4
If your with a girl,im pretty sure they carry some big ass purses, hide it in there........Security can't possibly go through girls purses can they?
#5
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If your with a girl,im pretty sure they carry some big ass purses, hide it in there........Security can't possibly go through girls purses can they?


not with girls, nice girls dont like death metal.
#6
Every concert Ive ever went to Ive brought a mickey (13 oz) bottle of whiskey , rum etc in by putting it directly over my dick, and tightening my belt so it holds it there. U gotta have about half of the bottle sticking up above the belt so it doesnt fall down, but Ive never been caught as its the one part of your body the security cant touch. They touch ur hips down to ur ankles and make u empty ur pockets usually, but ive never had to lift up my shirt or open my pants..but other than that ur screwed
#8
hide it all in your stomach!


Then when the chorus of your favorite song comes. PUKE IT ALL OUT!

And then drink it again to get wasted, all over again
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Quote by bow3022
If your with a girl,im pretty sure they carry some big ass purses, hide it in there........Security can't possibly go through girls purses can they?


ya they go through purses and backpacks..but its very brief. If you have a hidden pocket in the purse you can definitely bring **** in via purse
#13
Security around ATL (where I attend concerts) is pretty inconsistent. I've been able to walk straight through sometimes and other I've had to lift up my shirt, gotten frisked, had to pull out my pockets, etc. I say get a hip flask.
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#15
at most metal gigs and shows i been to tehy dont search you much, just keep around vicinity of your crotch and you'll be fine.
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#17
I like the beer belly thing Metal-X posted. If you wear loose enough pants and a loose shirt you can put the bottom half of a fifth of (insert drink of choice) below your belt kind of near where your pocket is to hold on to with your hand, the top half being under your shirt.
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#18
tie a flask around your ankle..and put everclear in the flask and get ****faced later
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#19
Put it in the sleeve of a jacket/coat and sling the jacket/coat over your shoulder or something like that.


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#23
Get drunk before the show, your best idea would be to crotch that **** though.
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#25
u can put some in bonoculars, if ur at a big venue, just take off the lens and fill it up with ur favorite alcoholic beverage