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So our local news had a story about Christmas lights that are made in china containing lead in the strand. I said bull**** and I started to eat the Christmas lights I just bought. Out of curiosity I checked the tag on the end of the lights and it said...

"Caution: Prop65 Warning. Handling the coated electrical wires of this product exposes you to lead, a chemical known to the state of CA to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Wash hands after use."

So... How long until I die?
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....Pwnt.


Edit: Wait. You ate the lights? The hell?

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Did you really eat your Christmas lights?
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The only crap worse than anything Made In China is the crap that comes out of those rice paddy workers assholes.
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Dude if you die I'm pretty sure that's just natural selection I mean yeah people tell me something is poisonous so I'll eat it to see what happens I hope you aren't serious.
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Dude if you die I'm pretty sure that's just natural selection I mean yeah people tell me something is poisonous so I'll eat it to see what happens I hope you aren't serious.

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#9
Well, if you really ate the lights, it wouldn't matter, cause a person of your intellect wouldn't be expected to live that long anyways.
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The only crap worse than anything Made In China is the crap that comes out of those rice paddy workers assholes.


You're a racist idiot...those people work in sweatshops all f*cking day so you can have your cheap-priced Wal-Mart goods
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#12
eh, lead doesnt necessarily kill you

if little kids eat lead paint though, cant it make them mentally retarded?
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Well you name is JDawg inferring you like rap so it wouldn't surprise me.
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Ok.. They were in my mouth. Jeez you guys are gullible
Stupid people are capable of eating Christmas lights.
Pit Monkeys are capable of being stupid.
Therefore, Pit Monkeys are capable of eating Christams bulbs.


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So our local news had a story about Christmas lights that are made in china containing lead in the strand. I said bull**** and I started to eat the Christmas lights I just bought.


Thank you. You just made my night.
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Ok.. They were in my mouth. Jeez you guys are gullible


Pfft. Pussy. A real man would have blended the whole string of lights into a Manly Man Mega Smoothie.

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Well, if you really ate the lights, it wouldn't matter, cause a person of your intellect wouldn't be expected to live that long anyways.




What's with all the lead contaminated stuff coming out of China?
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You're a racist idiot...those people work in sweatshops all f*cking day so you can have your cheap-priced Wal-Mart goods


Well they obviously aren't *goods* if they contain say date rape drugs and lead paint.
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What's with all the lead contaminated stuff coming out of China?

I have a conspiracy.
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What's with all the lead contaminated stuff coming out of China?


Its a communist attack.

Seriously.
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haha im still lawling after reading that you ate them
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lead doesnt kill you. if so getting xrays at the dentist would suck dick
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#25
Meh, at least you didn't get the ones with date rape drugs in them...


Actually, wait.

*goes to buy Christmas lights*
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Well they obviously aren't *goods* if they contain say date rape drugs and lead paint.

....fine *products*
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#27
IF you do have lights with lead in them, a sure-fire way to tell if you have lead poisoning is:

A) Burning sensation in stomach or throat.

B) Metallic taste in the mouth.

C) Bluish discoloration on gums or lips.


I pulled that from the Mayo-Clinic book. I thought I got lead poison once and read up on it. If you experience any of the above sysmptoms, freak out and get to the ER.
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lead doesnt kill you. if so getting xrays at the dentist would suck dick

Umm...the lead jacket contains lead, but the lead isn't exposed. Meaning that it is sealed in the canvas vest. Therefore, you do not come into contact with the lead. That is why when you take X-Rays you don't get lead poisoning.

Lead is a very toxic metal, and don't you forget that!
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IF you do have lights with lead in them, a sure-fire way to tell if you have lead poisoning is:

A) Burning sensation in stomach or throat.

B) Metallic taste in the mouth.

C) Bluish discoloration on gums or lips.


I pulled that from the Mayo-Clinic book. I thought I got lead poison once and read up on it. If you experience any of the above sysmptoms, freak out and get to the ER.



A... It burns... Actually, more of a churning. It's not painful. Yet. Maybe I will induce vomiting.
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You're a racist idiot...those people work in sweatshops all f*cking day so you can have your cheap-priced Wal-Mart goods



If being racist is condemning a country that is making money off killing innocent people and producing faulty, potentially dangerous goods then so be it.
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Ok.. They were in my mouth. Jeez you guys are gullible
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I like the rape drug thing more...


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#35
holy shit ive never seen a 2001'er on this site whos not a mod or anything.

darwin thanks you for proving/promoting his theories

EDIT: i just looked at your profile and i have observed a few things...
1. babies stick things in their mouths, not 22 year olds, lulz.
2. you have a child, you need to be thinking about not dying
3. i used to be from northwest ohio... what city do you live in?
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holy shit ive never seen a 2001'er on this site whos not a mod or anything.

darwin thanks you for proving/promoting his theories

EDIT: i just looked at your profile and i have observed a few things...
1. babies stick things in their mouths, not 22 year olds, lulz.
2. you have a child, you need to be thinking about not dying
3. i used to be from northwest ohio... what city do you live in?


Wauseon. Im not smart enough to be a mod. and last, I did it for the lulz.
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So our local news had a story about Christmas lights that are made in china containing lead in the strand. I said bull**** and I started to eat the Christmas lights I just bought. Out of curiosity I checked the tag on the end of the lights and it said...

"Caution: Prop65 Warning. Handling the coated electrical wires of this product exposes you to lead, a chemical known to the state of CA to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Wash hands after use."

So... How long until I die?



Don't worry, loads of wires and stuff say that.

It's just trying to disguise the incest that takes place in CA.
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The only crap worse than anything Made In China is the crap that comes out of those rice paddy workers assholes.


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What's with all the lead contaminated stuff coming out of China?


u guys just dont know that theres **** stuff coming out of the US too. supposedly, out of date plane parts were sold to taiwan, which explains why their planes (made with parts from the U.S.) keep crashing.

but still...who the hell eats light bulbs lol
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Natural selection strikes again...
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