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so it's pretty simple, everybody learns something at least once a day, so what did you learn? I learned how to play stairway to heaven from my guitar teacher. don't I feel special. Now it's your turn. VROOM!!!!!
#2
I learned that vacuum's don't make very safe sexual toys.
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#3
I learned how to do logarithms.
Where's that confounded bridge?

Try to realize it's all within yourself
no one else can make you change
And to see you're really only very small
and life flows on within you and without you.
#5
i learned that if an amish child looks at you like you are speaking a different language when you speak to them, its because you are. the children speak in german, not english.

go figure.
Help Out A Dentist; Play Rugby


I have now met 1/5 of the original GNR lineup.
so far: Steven Adler
to go: Axl, Slash, Izzy, Duff.

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You sir, are a nice person.
#6
I learned King Kai's planet has almost 10 times the earths gravity and that training for 88 days there is the equivalent of training for over 10 000 days on earth
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Prepare to have every orifice in your body occupied by a dwarf.
#9
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I learned King Kai's planet has almost 10 times the earths gravity and that training for 88 days there is the equivalent of training for over 10 000 days in earth


you sir, are awesome.

i learned that forgetting your AP Chemistry book makes it hard to do the homework questions from it
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#11
Girls who wear leopard-print leather miniskirts tend to have VD....
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#13
I learned to lock the door when I masturbate.
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i suppose there's a chance
i'm just a litte too shallow to consider
that maybe i've been a little more eager
each day to wake up and take a shower
brush my teeth and smile for the mirror
#14
I learned that I might want to practice what my guitar teacher taught me last week, seeing as I have a lesson tomorrow.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#15
I just learned earlier that I had deleted my Applemilk1988 folder for quite some time now.

Goddammit.
#16
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you sir, are awesome.

i learned that forgetting your AP Chemistry book makes it hard to do the homework questions from it

Pssh, who needs books these days? All you need is someone else's homework. Just as good as the book and easier.
GMO INC.
#17
I learned 2 new ways to multiply vectors, the 1st law of thermodynamics, and how to write with character strings in C++... Just another day of college
#18
haha C++, good times. little known fact java is not as easy as C++
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Programming is an art form that fights back.


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When Teenagers Crash Their Mothers Cars And Slash A Few Tires, The UG Justice Team Will Be There, And Justice . . . . . . . .Will Be Served!!!!
#20
i need new speakers for my 4x12 cab...and don't tell people you recently came into a good deal of money unless you're prepared to pay back debts you never had.
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I think this man has a reputation to defend and "poop head" is not in that reputation.


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RUSSELL! WHAT THE ****!!!!
#21
i learned im really lazy... and i have way to much hate in me.

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I learned to lock the door when I masturbate.


Get walked in on?
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain
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#22
I learned that my smile makes me look ridiculously childish. Damn my dimples, they make me look like a fat baby.
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You're Thurstonsexual

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The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

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#23
Quote by Garret.
I learned King Kai's planet has almost 10 times the earths gravity and that training for 88 days there is the equivalent of training for over 10 000 days on earth



so if i jammed there for a year then maybe could i be better than john petrucci? please..... god..... please........
GO Islanders!

J!E!T!S! JETS JETS JETS!!!!!
#26
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I learned how to do logarithms.



me too. and that apparently the people in my town frown upon a 48 year old man impregnating a 17 year old girl. and yell about it at the video store where i work.
#27
I learned how to balance an Oxidation-Reduction reaction


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so if i jammed there for a year then maybe could i be better than john petrucci? please..... god..... please........

Nice try, but who are you trying to fool? All the time in the world (or king kai's world) wouldn't be able to help you get better. You, my friend, are f*cked.
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I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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SathiaSun for president

Un-Banned! Boy, does it feel great to be back.
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#28
I learned that Strapping Young Lad has stolen a piece of my soul.
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Play Meshuggah. It is the solution.
#29
I learnt about complex roots of unity... but only vaguely understand it.
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Someone called me on my landline (home phone) and asked me where I was.
#30
I learned how to give a continuous feed through a nasal gastric tube, using a pump.
What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.
- Bill Hicks
#32
I learned that one of my mom's friends is pretty damn stupid. She called our HOME phone (land line), and when I picked it up she asked if I was on the car..
#33
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I learned that one of my mom's friends is pretty damn stupid. She called our HOME phone (land line), and when I picked it up she asked if I was on the car..



on the car? hmm grammar skills....


on the other hands I also learned that I has and allergy to modeling putty
#34
I learned my jeans are way too short.

Jason Becker is God, I learned that for the 657th time this year

Chinese people make good noodles
hue
#35
I learned the theory behind splines and B-splines, and how to calculate them etc.. It sucks!
Also a bit about Java, but that was easy..
University isn't as fun as you'd think...
#36
Nothing, since I skipped school to study more important subjects (in other words completing assignments) but ended up sleeping and wasting the day on the internets.

I ****ing hate myself, now I have to spend 4-6 hours working and getting barely no time for friends or guitar at all.
#37
Since playing the virtual stock game in Business, i've learned the stock market is at a record low since the past few months.
#38
Quote by -Vogel-
Nothing, since I skipped school to study more important subjects (in other words completing assignments) but ended up sleeping and wasting the day on the internets.

I ****ing hate myself, now I have to spend 4-6 hours working and getting barely no time for friends or guitar at all.


bwhahahhaah serves thou right

nah just kidding, I know exactly what your feeling, I think we've all been there at one point or another.
#39
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bwhahahhaah serves thou right

nah just kidding, I know exactly what your feeling, I think we've all been there at one point or another.

I've been at that point for months now, and have to admit that I'm addicted to the internet. It's really creepy, time doesn't exist when I spend time here, then when I log off two thirds of a day has passed.

... maybe I should turn off the computer
#40
Quote by -Vogel-
I've been at that point for months now, and have to admit that I'm addicted to the internet. It's really creepy, time doesn't exist when I spend time here, then when I log off two thirds of a day has passed.

... maybe I should turn off the computer


Yeah, you should definetly try, I used to have the exact same problem just that it was worse....runescape

Now I'm loads better, on the other hand I find myself making random pit refernces and people around me going WTF??

oh well I'll get past this one one day....
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