#1
Dazrite. It's Kyrl's birthday, I'm exactly a day older than him and he's clearly inferior.

However, I got him a Tamagotchi:



Kids not included.
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#2



Happy Birthday buddy. I got you kids because Duncang didn't give his because Duncang is a doo-doo head.
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#3
Happy birthday! I got you a cartoon!

And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#4
those kids are incredibly scary
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#6
a birthday...



i got you a sea otter!

happy birthday!
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#9
Really? It was 5 of my friends' birthdays on friday, 2 on saturday, 1 on sunday, 1 on monday and my brothers on monday, plus you 2 guys.


Counting back 9 months - February must be a great month for sex... Wait, it's 9 months and 1 week since Valentines day! No wonder.


By the way confusius, I'm not giving you anything, I'm skint, and you're mean
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#11
Happy Birthday, 'fusius. I got you advice *ahem*:

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#12
Happy birthday Kyrl!

I'll get back with a bump and some presents later today!


#14
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those kids are incredibly sexy

Why don't you go be a pedophile in some other thread?

Happy birthday, man!

I got you SandArt!

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#15
Happy birthday there
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#16
Feliz cumpleanos!

I got you some inspiration for S&L:
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