This may sound weird, but I like to pleasure myself at night in the backyard.

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#1
It feels exciting and so free. It's something with the cool air whipping on my wang and hairy ass, as my splooge gets slung acoss the green blades of grass.
#4
wow.. You've ruined my evening, Hope you can live with yourself !
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fill it with used condoms and a note that says

"Last night was amazing. I love you.

-Kurt"
#5
cos the pit needs to know these sorta thing I wouldnt like to do ure fantasy cos i like sleeping
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#9
"I love it this way: my feet against the tar which is soft from the spring heat. A slight breeze that runs across your entire body, especially your crotch. You feel an incredible power being naked under a dome of stars while a giant city is dressed, dodging cars all around you five flights down. I don't think of anything while I'm doing the actual tugging, least of all the heavy sex fantasies I have to resort to indoors. Just my own naked self and the stars breathing down and its beautiful. Time sure flies where you're young and jerkin' off."

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#10
You guys really fail at being disturbing. I could pull a better 'weirdo' paragraph out of my ass.
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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#11
You know what? I'd actually like to try that.
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#12
u make me ill
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#13
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#14
Yeah, it actually does make me feel powerful. It's like a surge of adrenaline, which can make the orgasm really powerful as well. My neighbor almost caught me I think one time.
#15
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It feels exciting and so free. It's something with the cool air whipping on my wang and hairy ass, as my splooge gets slung acoss the green blades of grass.


You say it so poetically.

AND SO I WATCH YOU FROM AFAR

#16
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#18
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Yeah, it actually does make me feel powerful. It's like a surge of adrenaline, which can make the orgasm really powerful as well. My neighbor almost caught me I think one time.


how loud do you have to be so that your neighbor almost catches you at night?
#19
It's ok TS, I like doing that in your backyard as well. Usually right after you leave.
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#24
Somehow, the other freaks in the Pit made me immune to weird threads like these, and I'm just not shocked by anything anymore.
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#25
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"I love it this way: my feet against the tar which is soft from the spring heat. A slight breeze that runs across your entire body, especially your crotch. You feel an incredible power being naked under a dome of stars while a giant city is dressed, dodging cars all around you five flights down. I don't think of anything while I'm doing the actual tugging, least of all the heavy sex fantasies I have to resort to indoors. Just my own naked self and the stars breathing down and its beautiful. Time sure flies where you're young and jerkin' off."

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#27
I feel really bad for the next person that falls in your yard playing a game of (American) football. Those poor, poor atheletes...
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#30
I like to pleasure myself in yo moma

someone had to say it
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#31
Everyone has that thing they like.

I used to always stair out the window at 2AM and play Don't Fear The Reaper.
Now I smoke weed and watch the sunrise, while listening to music.
Last edited by thedubs at Nov 20, 2007,
#35
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#36
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"I love it this way: my feet against the tar which is soft from the spring heat. A slight breeze that runs across your entire body, especially your crotch. You feel an incredible power being naked under a dome of stars while a giant city is dressed, dodging cars all around you five flights down. I don't think of anything while I'm doing the actual tugging, least of all the heavy sex fantasies I have to resort to indoors. Just my own naked self and the stars breathing down and its beautiful. Time sure flies where you're young and jerkin' off."

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basketball diaries.

EDIT: dammit.
#37
I find it interesting what turns some people on. Whenever I think my parents are home, I get a bigger hard on than I did when my parents WEREN'T home. Or when I think someones watching it also goes harder, and feels SO much better.

pepsi
#38
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#39
I'd hate to be the deer that wanders into your yard one night to get some lucious grass.
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