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#1
I tought of this in the doctor's office the other day. Post what you would find in your own perfect world

1)Doctor's offices would have RECENT guitar magazines
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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#2
2) world peace.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#3
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I tought of this in the doctor's office the other day. Post what you would find in your own perfect world

1)Doctor's offices would have guitar magazines.



Fixed
Seattle Seahawks


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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#4
...hott female doctor would "milk my prostate"....
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#7
-A lack of suffering
-World peace
-Free Boots Meal Deals
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#8
Quote by Guitarman015
I tought of this in the doctor's office the other day. Post what you would find in your own perfect world

1)Doctor's offices would have RECENT guitar magazines

But if it were a perfect world, we wouldn't need doctor's offices in the first place, because we'd always be in perfect shape and perfect health.
#10
Boredom.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#11
all day mcdonalds breakfast
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#14
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But if it were a perfect world, we wouldn't need doctor's offices in the first place, because we'd always be in perfect shape and perfect health.

Some people are masochistic and like to be in bad health
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I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#16
Never run out of toilet paper.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#17
scientists would invent magic
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Cheers to you triple x maniac


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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#18
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-A lack of suffering
-World peace
-Free Boots Meal Deals
What is that?

In my perfect world, all women would have hopeless crushes on me.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#19
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scientists would invent magic

+1 for simpsons reference
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I'm making an igloo in my backyard later and smoking a bong in it.
#20
We couldn't get fat or die.
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i often have urges to throw things at walls. and kick toddlers. i'm pretty sure that without the moral/legal/ethical ramifications, kicking a toddler like a football would be the most entertaining thing in the world.


#22
Opeth and Tool would play in my town everynight...and every night they would release a new album....but everyday would also be the perfect length to fully take in the new albums.
#23
If the ground had absolutely no friction. And also, if we had the mystical ability to stop on a dime for no scientific reason.

If anyone had a problem with the lack of friction, then they'd be a pussy.
#24
People would respect bassists and drummers.


Kids would get the chance to learn to play music in school.


There would be no fighting between groups like emos and goths.
Last edited by Fassa Albrecht at Nov 20, 2007,
#25
emo-hunting would be an international sport
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#26
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...hott female doctor would "milk my prostate"....


stick her fingers up your arse?
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Wiggy = legend.

Devil's Advocate
#27
i would find a group of musicians in my town who aren't complete douche bags, were into some of my bands and not call covers "pro songs." yes, i was talking about my last band.
Gear
Epiphone Black Les Paul Standard with gold Grover tuners
Fender Mexican Electric Blue Stratocaster
Line 6 Spider Jam
Voodoo Lab Sparkle Drive
Boss DS-1 Distortion
Boss CE-5 Chorus Ensemble
Boss CS-1 Compression/Sustainer
#28
Quote by orion284
i would find a group of musicians in my town who aren't complete douche bags, were into some of my bands and not call covers "pro songs." yes, i was talking about my last band.


Pro songs?
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Wiggy = legend.

Devil's Advocate
#30
i wouldnt miss dreadnaught

dready, if your reading this... take it easy


EDIT:

i'd have to say no more steretyping... i mean ppl would be normal, no more "preps, jocks, sluts, rockers" we'd all be one big group.... if that makes sense....
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#31
1. I would have better things to do than post on UG.
2. Someone ELSE at work would take on the responsibility of working on the component that is worth so much money that we would be screwed if I messed it up.
3. The media wouldn't be so full of ****
4. Cheech and Chong would still be making movies
5. I would be able to think of a # 5.

Edit: OK, I just thought of #5. The original Star Wars Trilogy would have been LEFT THE WAY IT WAS! And the new movies would have been made with REAL FILM rather than the highly inferior HD that they chose so that they could do obscene amounts of cartoonish computer graphics crap.
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#35
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john lennon would still be alive


+1 exactly.
Gear
Fender Thinline Telecaster Deluxe

1983 Aria Pro II XX Deluxe Flying V

2007 S101 EGU34

1963 Kay Vanguard

1964 Kay Vanguard

AXL Badwater SRO

Hondo Strat

1974 Acoustic(brand) 134 4x10 combo

Epiphone Valve Jr.
#36
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
What is that?

In my perfect world, all women would have hopeless crushes on me.


Why hopeless?

Unless you like the dudez!
Gibson SG Standard
Fender 52 RI Telecaster
'77 Deluxe Reverb
Sunface w/ SunDial
MXR Carbon Copy
Crybaby



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Epic win. He speaks the truth, boys and girls.



Founder of the Neutral Milk Hotel club PM to join~
#38
I could pick things up with my mind, and stop time.
Famous people weren't rich beyond belief, everyone had the same amount of money.
#39
In a perfect world… her face would not exist
In a perfect world… a broken heart is fixed
In a perfect world… I’d see no therapist
In a perfect world… this wouldn’t make me sick


Sorry, had to. Props to anyone who knows what the hell I'm talking about.
"The poor didn't want this one."
#40
My car would be magnetically charged to repel all other cars so I wouldn't have to deal with any other drivers, especially asians and women.
When I hit 'em from the back, I got them mami's saying dammit man.


When I put it in their mouth, I got them mami's saying duh-huh-huh-muhh.
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