#1
I can't wait to see it.

I was supposed to go tomorrow, then I realized I only have like 3 dollars in my wallet and my parents won't give me any money.

Oh well, it'll get rented before long. Anyone else going to the premier? The game was pretty awesome. I never finished it, but what I did play of it was good.
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#2
Who is this douche that's playing 47?

I was hoping it was going to be Statham, or Vinny Jones.
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#3
Bah, films of games always remind me of the Mario one.

That was hilariously strange...
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Bah, films of games always remind me of the Mario one.

That was hilariously strange...





That was sweet. I was tripping balls when I watched it too.


Good times.
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#6
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Yeah, his face isn't near cold enough to portray 47.


Not at all, he looks like some pretty boy who used to be in chick-flicks.

The portrayal of 47 is the only thing that's throwing me off from seeing it.
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#7
www.onlinecinema.org the movie will most likely be on www.onlinecinema.org within a fewday of coming out...so go there and watch it for free
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#8
It was a good film. Definatley worth the watch. Jason Statham wouldn't pull off 47 too great. His accent is too thick. He can't even come close to the voice of 47.
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#9
this movie is gonna suck SO hard.. but I'll probably end up getting really baked and see it with a few friends.
#10
Film will probably suck and bear no resemblance to the games.

Unless in the film, guards also randomly see through 47's disguises and shoot his ass leaving you no option but to return fire and fuck up the mission.
#11
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Unless in the film, guards also randomly see through 47's disguises and shoot his ass leaving you no option but to return fire and fuck up the mission.

I'd pay so much to see that
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#12
Agent 47 is played by some douche named Timothy Olyphant. he was the one killer in Scream 2 and the main bad guy in Live Free Or Die Hard.

EDIT: hes a douche nozzle. you mean to tell me they couldnt find anyone better to play 47? i would like to issue a formal declaration of "bull sh*t" on this movie.
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#13
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Film will probably suck and bear no resemblance to the games.

Unless in the film, guards also randomly see through 47's disguises and shoot his ass leaving you no option but to return fire and fuck up the mission.

Pfft

You just suck at Hitman

edit: Can't wait for the film, I love Hitman
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#16
hell, id take Vin Diesel over the current guy they have... and i hate Vin Diesel.
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#18
agreed
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#20
i kinda thought it would suck

but i took my girlfriend out to see it lastnight and it was surprisingly good

even she liked it
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#21
I just saw it and just now came home, and it was actually pretty awesome.

The gunwork and fighting is great, and the russian chick definitely gave me a raging boner when she was walking around in her thong.

Go see it.
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#23
awesome movie saw it wednesday night.
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#24
I hoped Jason Statham would play the part of 47, he's pretty much made for it. Anyone seen the Transporter or the Transporter 2?
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#25
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But 47's supposed to be an emotionless killing machine. I bet he doesn't even know what a vagina is!

Stupid film.


hes a clone. asexual. he cant have sex. you see that in the movie.
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#26
It was pretty good, but not faithful to the game AT ALL. 47 wasn't stealthy, he just shot up the place and blew **** up. But the chick was HOT. The hotel scene...

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#27
It could be a hit, man.
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#28
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But 47's supposed to be an emotionless killing machine.

Stupid film.


+1. As soon as I saw the trailer and it had him with emotions and a conscience I just thought what the ****, he's a clone with no personality or anything, how can he have a relationship or anything. Looks crap anyway, and I'd never be able to play the game again.
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#29
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I wanted David Bateson


+1 im surprised no one else mentioned the guy who actually .... is 47

and frankly from what i've seen and heard (him speaking) from Olyphant in this role it's bad casting.

Why anyone wanted Vin or Jason to play 47 is totally beyond me ... the only thing they have on the role is lack of hair ....
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#30
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I hoped Jason Statham would play the part of 47, he's pretty much made for it. Anyone seen the Transporter or the Transporter 2?


He isn't, he would look stupid bald, and yes Transporter 1 and 2 are among my favorite films. As are Lock Stock, Snatch, and The Italian Job.

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It was pretty good, but not faithful to the game AT ALL. 47 wasn't stealthy, he just shot up the place and blew **** up. But the chick was HOT. The hotel scene...



No, you just suck at the game. And did anyone catch that the two kids in the room were playing the Hitman game when he came in through the window?

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#31
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I'd pay so much to see that

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#32
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Pfft

You just suck at Hitman

edit: Can't wait for the film, I love Hitman


I don't suck at Hitman. If I'm wearing a disguise and walking around normally, I get shot.
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#33
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It could be a hit, man.



Wow, that was PUNBELIEVABLY not funny.

Good try though!
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