#1
so i have this friend that ive known since seventh grade and he was cool in till he started dated this fat bitch sophmore year. long story short he now compares to the size of the douch his girlfriend uses.
#2
What's your point?
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#6
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it sucks that gay fat bitches can change people.
**** hoes

First. Learn to spell. It's "ho". Second, is she a lesbian? If so, then why is she dating your friend?
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#9
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so i have this friend that ive known since seventh grade and he was cool in till he started dated this fat bitch sophmore year. long story short he now compares to the size of the douch his girlfriend uses.


hmmmm

/grammar Nazi time

So i have this friend that i've known since seventh grade, and he was cool in till he started dated this fat bitch who is in the sophomore year. long story short he now compares to the size of the douche his girlfriend uses


sorry about that

(is sophomore corrected properly? I'm English and i dont use that word )

Basically, your problem is jealousy, if you just talk to him and keep your friendship with him, then when the relasionship crumbles and breaks you can be there for him to pick up the pieces.
#10
some girlfriends suck dick, and if they don't, out with the woman!
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eee....it might make your penis shrink though

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#15
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hmmmm

/grammar Nazi time

So i have this friend that i've known since seventh grade, and he was cool in till he started dated this fat bitch who is in the sophomore year. long story short he now compares to the size of the douche his girlfriend uses


sorry about that

(is sophomore corrected properly? I'm English and i dont use that word )

Basically, your problem is jealousy, if you just talk to him and keep your friendship with him, then when the relasionship crumbles and breaks you can be there for him to pick up the pieces.

So you capitalize the first letter of the sentence, but not the I's? and the way he uses sophomore is correct. Hes not saying she is a sophomore, but that is when they started dating.
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#16
ok.... im confused.
are you saying he is a dick now that he has a fat bitch?

or are you saying that he literally compares his wiener to her douche?
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#17
all girlfriends suck (thats why we love them )
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#18
So much for grammar nazi... it's until not in till... jeez...
And just stick a needle through that fat bitch and pump out every single drop of yellow slimy fat...
#19
Girlfriends? I've herd of those!
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#20
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Girlfriends? I've herd of those!


i have NO clue why that made me laugh so hard.
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