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My dog is finally in labor, and had 8 so far, 4 are healthy, 2 didn't make it, and 2 are breathing, but not moving at all, but their necks, and jaws. Anyone know what i can do to help them, omitting any professional help?
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#2
Keep 'em warm with lots of blankets.

I don't know. Get your dog some milk.
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Keep 'em warm with lots of blankets.

I don't know. Get your dog some milk.

can i use regular, milk from the store?
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#4
Eat them.


On a more serious note, just keep them warm. Maybe phone the nearest vet see what s/he says.
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#6
you think you can help from here in such a situation?

ring a vet.
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#7
The two that are harly moving could just be a bit slower than the otehrs or the 'runt' as it is sometimes called. What is it exactly that you need help on? The bitch does most of the work.
#8
Dogs poop out loads of pups and a lot of them die. Take the ones that are hardly breathing and stick 'em in the freezer.

Seriously, that is a veterinarian-recommended means of euthanasia. It's painless and preserves them long enough for a burial.

I stuck mine in the garden.
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Eat them.

See this is a prime example of the smart ass pit answer. Good job ass hat.

My friends dad is a vet. I just gave him a ring and he said to keep the puppies and the mother together and warm. That and basically hope for the best. Good luck buddy.
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I believe 'asshat' is traditionally only one word, sport.
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can i use regular, milk from the store?


I suppose so. But better warm it up.

If you have powder milk, it'd be the best.
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Quote by Child In Time
*Labour.

*Loser

And you should definitely be calling a vet. But congrats...I guess. I don't know what else to say. I hope the pups make it.
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I believe 'asshat' is traditionally only one word, sport.


That post served no purpose whatsoever except to correct someone on an insignificant technicality.

TS, you really should call a vet's office for help. This isn't the best place for any sort of advice. Good luck, I hope they pull through. Hate to hear about the other two.
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Quote by Archaon
*Loser

And you should definitely be calling a vet. But congrats...I guess. I don't know what else to say. I hope the pups make it.


In no way can it be acceptable to spell labour as loser.
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In no way can it be acceptable to spell labour as loser.

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That post served no purpose whatsoever except to correct someone on an insignificant technicality.

...


I, uh, know.
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See this is a prime example of the smart ass pit answer. Good job ass hat.

My friends dad is a vet. I just gave him a ring and he said to keep the puppies and the mother together and warm. That and basically hope for the best. Good luck buddy.

Um yeah, that is exactly what I said asshat. Just added a little humor in there for the people who actually have one.
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I don't know what kind of sick, twisted planet you live on, but on earth, that's how we do it.

Love it or leave it.

No, that's how Americans(and Canadians, who are basically Americans but with seal clubbing) do it, and you're both wrong. The OED says so.
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What are you on about?!

I'm with CIT on this one
unfortunately i don't no anything about dogs or puppies so I suppose u could call it a 'pointless post'
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#21
If you have a portable heater, you should set it in the room they're in, pointing at them. Other than that, its nature bro. Puppies die, as already pointed out.
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#22
whats up with all these dog threads involving peoples dogs either 1. getting knocked up 2. knocked something up or 3. giving birth?

jesus, you people have slutty dogs


Quote by Child In Time
*Labour.


ever stop to think that he might be american? americans spell it labor. just like we spell your "colour" simply color.

EDIT: o ya, and best of luck to your pups TS
ehh
Last edited by skaguitarist53 at Nov 21, 2007,
#23
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whats up with all these dog threads involving peoples dogs either 1. getting knocked up 2. knocked something up or 3. giving birth?

jesus, you people have slutty dogs


ever stop to think that he might be american? americans spell it labor. just like we spell your "colour" simply color.


Yeah!! You can take those u's and shuvem' up the Queen's arse!!!

Just kidding, I don't care how you guys spell it.
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ever stop to think that he might be american? americans spell it labor. just like we spell your "colour" simply color.


Of course I did. It was the first thing that popped into my head. And what do you mean by 'your'? I'm not English.
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Of course I did. It was the first thing that popped into my head. And what do you mean by 'your'? I'm not English.


sorry, my assumption.
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I'm not American either. But obviously the way the English spell and pronounce English is the proper way.
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I'm not American either. But obviously the way the English spell and pronounce English is the proper way.


if hes american i think he reserves the right to speak in language in which is spoken in his country. is there some thing wrong with americans adapting their own version of english?
#31
Can everyone do me a favour and tell me their favourite colour?
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Quote by Child In Time
I think there is, yes.


yes, and english is largely based on older latin and germanic languages. so why dont you speak with those? because change can make languages more efficient.

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Can everyone do me a favour and tell me their favourite colour?


blue, thank you very much
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#34
I'm fairly aware. I've studied it in great depth. I can see that it's evolution in language, but I still don't like it.
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I'd dance with you but...


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Quote by Child In Time
I'm fairly aware. I've studied it in great depth. I can see that it's evolution in language, but I still don't like it.


doesnt mean you have to criticize someone about it than.

im done hijacking this thread.


lets return to the puppies.
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Can we have some pics?



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#38
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lets return to the puppies.


I love puppies. I miss my dog
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I'd dance with you but...


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In no way can it be acceptable to spell labour as loser.


But it IS acceptable to spell "Labour" as Labor here
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