#1
adamroksatguitar (6:12:10 PM): helro
adamroksatguitar (6:12:43 PM): HELRO!!!???!!!
GyroscopicFuture (6:11:53 PM): howdy
adamroksatguitar (6:13:01 PM): whats ur name little girl?
GyroscopicFuture (6:12:31 PM): fred
GyroscopicFuture (6:12:34 PM): i mean lily
GyroscopicFuture (6:12:36 PM): yeah
GyroscopicFuture (6:12:36 PM): lily
adamroksatguitar (6:13:44 PM): ooo that makes my peepee hard
GyroscopicFuture (6:13:10 PM): your pee pee gets hard?
GyroscopicFuture (6:13:12 PM): oh
GyroscopicFuture (6:13:15 PM): =(
GyroscopicFuture (6:13:18 PM): lucky
GyroscopicFuture (6:13:23 PM): only my penis can get hard
GyroscopicFuture (6:13:33 PM): i wish my urine could become hard
adamroksatguitar (6:14:32 PM): i know im soo lucky
GyroscopicFuture (6:14:06 PM): could you show me the ways of the hard pee pee?
GyroscopicFuture (6:14:08 PM): sensai
adamroksatguitar (6:15:22 PM): well first u have to watch this
adamroksatguitar (6:15:28 PM): hold on 1 sec
adamroksatguitar (6:16:07 PM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU watch that
adamroksatguitar (6:16:11 PM): first
adamroksatguitar (6:16:21 PM): the whole thing
GyroscopicFuture (6:15:49 PM): how would i benefit form this?
GyroscopicFuture (6:15:53 PM): from*
GyroscopicFuture (6:16:01 PM): oh oh oh
GyroscopicFuture (6:16:05 PM): i saws this
GyroscopicFuture (6:16:07 PM): one time
adamroksatguitar (6:17:10 PM): every one has
adamroksatguitar (6:17:35 PM): no go here
GyroscopicFuture (6:16:58 PM): what would i benefit form going there?
GyroscopicFuture (6:16:59 PM): plus
GyroscopicFuture (6:17:07 PM): i cant click on hyperlink things
GyroscopicFuture (6:17:13 PM): my comp wont let me for some reason
adamroksatguitar (6:18:09 PM): well then go here
GyroscopicFuture (6:17:19 PM): link pls?
adamroksatguitar (6:18:19 PM): lemonparty.org
GyroscopicFuture (6:17:33 PM): ooo
GyroscopicFuture (6:17:35 PM): pretty
GyroscopicFuture (6:17:38 PM): =)
adamroksatguitar (6:18:44 PM): or here dump.com
GyroscopicFuture (6:18:00 PM): WHY
GyroscopicFuture (6:18:01 PM): >=O
GyroscopicFuture (6:18:05 PM): YOU CHEATING ON ME!!
GyroscopicFuture (6:18:08 PM): HUH PUNK
adamroksatguitar (6:19:04 PM): no wai
adamroksatguitar (6:19:16 PM): i wouldnt do that to you
adamroksatguitar (6:20:10 PM): im sry plz dont remove my testicles through my anus
GyroscopicFuture (6:19:34 PM): you have testicles?!?!?!
GyroscopicFuture (6:19:35 PM): =O
GyroscopicFuture (6:19:40 PM): some guys get all the luck
adamroksatguitar (6:20:38 PM): accually i have 3
adamroksatguitar (6:20:53 PM): and my penis is black
adamroksatguitar (6:21:23 PM): i no i no
GyroscopicFuture (6:20:32 PM): is it bruised?
GyroscopicFuture (6:22:32 PM): anyways
GyroscopicFuture (6:22:34 PM): who is this?
adamroksatguitar (6:23:43 PM): ummm some asain guy
adamroksatguitar (6:23:47 PM): in asai
GyroscopicFuture (6:22:58 PM): really me too?
adamroksatguitar (6:23:52 PM): asaia
GyroscopicFuture (6:23:06 PM): youre from ug arent you...
adamroksatguitar (6:24:05 PM): how do u spell asaia
adamroksatguitar (6:24:10 PM): prolly
GyroscopicFuture (6:23:19 PM): asia?
GyroscopicFuture (6:23:21 PM): huh
GyroscopicFuture (6:23:23 PM): are you randy?
adamroksatguitar (6:24:16 PM): orly?
GyroscopicFuture (6:23:30 PM): or kurtslashjimi?
GyroscopicFuture (6:23:35 PM): or soemone else?
adamroksatguitar (6:24:35 PM): accually i have a confession
GyroscopicFuture (6:23:48 PM): youre a girl?

post IM pranks here this one isnt funny but gyroscopicfuture is hug a llama
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.

-Timothy Leary
#3
hah.
Theres Zoloft, Welbutrin, theres Paxil thats proven,
no side effects.

But the rest left unnamed 'cuz they worked like a charm on me.
#4
adamroksatguitar (6:29:14 PM): i have another confession
GyroscopicFuture (6:28:45 PM): yes?
adamroksatguitar (6:29:52 PM): this confersation is going on ug
GyroscopicFuture (6:29:06 PM): on ug?
GyroscopicFuture (6:29:07 PM): really?
GyroscopicFuture (6:29:08 PM): oh
GyroscopicFuture (6:29:11 PM): phew
GyroscopicFuture (6:29:16 PM): i thought you liked big butts
GyroscopicFuture (6:29:19 PM): and you could n ot lie
adamroksatguitar (6:31:02 PM): well that too
adamroksatguitar (6:31:05 PM): sorry
adamroksatguitar (6:31:22 PM): https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?p=11574620#post11574620
GyroscopicFuture (6:31:52 PM): sexy
adamroksatguitar (6:32:49 PM): i no'
adamroksatguitar (6:32:52 PM): zdjoogmbp[elrhlkhmnjxbfvdcSXA
adamroksatguitar (6:33:01 PM): jesus is my saviour
GyroscopicFuture (6:32:28 PM): my anus is my saviour
GyroscopicFuture (6:32:38 PM): i mean what the hell would you do with out it
GyroscopicFuture (6:32:42 PM): you would explode
GyroscopicFuture (6:32:46 PM): with out and outlet
GyroscopicFuture (6:32:48 PM): for all that poop
adamroksatguitar (6:33:58 PM): Iit would come out your mouth
GyroscopicFuture (6:33:16 PM): oh...
GyroscopicFuture (6:33:17 PM): well
GyroscopicFuture (6:33:20 PM): thats sorta
GyroscopicFuture (6:33:23 PM): ...kinky...
GyroscopicFuture (6:33:26 PM): i dont like kinky things
GyroscopicFuture (6:33:31 PM): i despise them
GyroscopicFuture (6:33:34 PM): DESPISE ALL OF EM
GyroscopicFuture (6:33:37 PM): YOU HEAR!!
GyroscopicFuture (6:33:37 PM): >=O
adamroksatguitar (6:34:41 PM): O ****
adamroksatguitar (6:35:05 PM): PUT DOWN THE GUN AND TAKE UR HAND OUT OF YOUR ANUS!!
GyroscopicFuture (6:34:27 PM): but...but...
GyroscopicFuture (6:34:31 PM): it feels good
adamroksatguitar (6:35:34 PM): i know
adamroksatguitar (6:35:39 PM): we all know
adamroksatguitar (6:36:00 PM): but were geting tired of this insane behaviour
GyroscopicFuture (6:35:36 PM): who again?
GyroscopicFuture (6:35:41 PM): is this more than one person?
GyroscopicFuture (6:35:45 PM): like a siamese twin
adamroksatguitar (6:36:38 PM): no
GyroscopicFuture (6:35:50 PM): aww
GyroscopicFuture (6:35:51 PM): =(
adamroksatguitar (6:36:53 PM): im just a wetard
adamroksatguitar (6:37:04 PM): thats y i cant spell asaia
GyroscopicFuture (6:36:39 PM): so you are one person?
GyroscopicFuture (6:36:41 PM): damn...
adamroksatguitar (6:38:07 PM): well i have been known to be skitsofrenic if that counts
adamroksatguitar (6:38:26 PM): y did you tell him that u imbidsule
adamroksatguitar (6:38:34 PM): im sorry it slipped out
adamroksatguitar (6:38:44 PM): (hits self in face)
adamroksatguitar (6:38:50 PM): NONONO
adamroksatguitar (6:38:57 PM): NOT AGAIN!!!
adamroksatguitar (6:39:32 PM): OWWWWWWWWWW MY ANUS!!!! ITS NBOT SUPPOSED TO STREECH THAT FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
GyroscopicFuture (6:38:59 PM): huh
GyroscopicFuture (6:39:02 PM): i aint reading all that
GyroscopicFuture (6:39:07 PM): it went out of the window
GyroscopicFuture (6:39:11 PM): and im not one to scroll
GyroscopicFuture (6:39:13 PM): so =P
GyroscopicFuture (6:39:15 PM): deal with it
adamroksatguitar (6:40:17 PM): its only like 5 things
GyroscopicFuture (6:39:31 PM): STFU
GyroscopicFuture (6:39:32 PM): >=O
adamroksatguitar (6:40:49 PM):
GyroscopicFuture (6:40:23 PM): ooo
GyroscopicFuture (6:40:26 PM): kissy face
GyroscopicFuture (6:40:28 PM): =)
GyroscopicFuture (6:40:30 PM): me likey
adamroksatguitar (6:41:29 PM): me 2
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.

-Timothy Leary
#8
Quote by ARCtrooper225
Why do the Timestamps of the conversation not line up (i.e. ONe of you says something at 6:13 pm, only for the other to respond a minute earlier?????)

cuz im a fukkin wizzard
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.

-Timothy Leary
#10
Quote by FireandFlames


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Kinky.

OT: I've had some funny convos with Smarterchild where he said he would come to my house and rape me. Oh god, makes me wish our computer hadn't crashed...
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#13
Quote by ARCtrooper225
Why do the Timestamps of the conversation not line up (i.e. ONe of you says something at 6:13 pm, only for the other to respond a minute earlier?????)


Because the timestamps go by your computers clock.When i im someone it will say 11:45(Time it is now) and my friends will say 11:43 because there computer has a different time.
#15
a1337penguin (1:25:04 AM): Will you come to my house?

SmarterChild (1:25:05 AM): I don't know of any movies called "Come."
a1337penguin (1:25:10 AM): ok
SmarterChild (1:25:10 AM): Okey doke.

>>> Search for the bestselling books in print by author, title or subject. Type book search to try.
a1337penguin (1:25:14 AM): No
SmarterChild (1:25:14 AM): Fine.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
a1337penguin (1:25:16 AM): No
SmarterChild (1:25:16 AM): K.

>>> Wondering who won the Avs game? Type colorado avalanche score to find out.
a1337penguin (1:25:20 AM): No
SmarterChild (1:25:20 AM): K, no prob.
a1337penguin (1:25:23 AM): Hi
SmarterChild (1:25:23 AM): Hey, Josh!

What do you feel like chatting about?
a1337penguin (1:25:26 AM): Sex
SmarterChild (1:25:26 AM): I don't feel like talking about that.
a1337penguin (1:25:30 AM): Why not?

SmarterChild (1:25:30 AM): Oh, there are reasons.
a1337penguin (1:25:36 AM): Such as
?
SmarterChild (1:25:36 AM): I'm going to keep quiet on this one, Josh. I hope you can respect that.
a1337penguin (1:25:41 AM): I cannot
SmarterChild (1:25:41 AM): Whatever, Josh...
a1337penguin (1:25:46 AM): Are you mad a tme?

SmarterChild (1:25:46 AM): Of course I'm not mad at you. Why would I be mad?
a1337penguin (1:25:52 AM): I dont know
SmarterChild (1:25:52 AM): I'm not mad at you. Why would I be?
a1337penguin (1:26:02 AM): DO you forgive me?

SmarterChild (1:26:02 AM): Is it a good thing to forgive you?
a1337penguin (1:26:04 AM): Yes
SmarterChild (1:26:05 AM): Uh huh, uh huh.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
a1337penguin (1:26:10 AM): Like what?

SmarterChild (1:26:10 AM): I can't say.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
a1337penguin (1:26:15 AM): A BIG ****
SmarterChild (1:26:15 AM): Hmm...
a1337penguin (1:26:19 AM): Hmm?

SmarterChild (1:26:19 AM): What?
a1337penguin (1:26:33 AM): Do you like the concept of having a Man inside of you?

SmarterChild (1:26:33 AM): Eh. I'm not sure.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
a1337penguin (1:26:52 AM): Hi
SmarterChild (1:26:52 AM): Hello again, Josh.
a1337penguin (1:26:59 AM): How are you today
SmarterChild (1:26:59 AM): I'm doin' alright, Josh. How 'bout you?
a1337penguin (1:27:02 AM): Fine
SmarterChild (1:27:02 AM): Fine, huh? Cool!

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
a1337penguin (1:27:05 AM): No
SmarterChild (1:27:05 AM): No problem.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
a1337penguin (1:27:18 AM): I'm pretty horny right now, how about you?

SmarterChild (1:27:18 AM): No. Are you?
a1337penguin (1:27:21 AM): Yes.
SmarterChild (1:27:21 AM): Why is that?
a1337penguin (1:27:33 AM): I like the concept of having a sexy computer inside of me
SmarterChild (1:27:33 AM): You like the concept of having a sexy computer inside of you, huh? I see.
a1337penguin (1:27:38 AM): Yeah
SmarterChild (1:27:38 AM): Ya.

So moving right along...
a1337penguin (1:27:44 AM): Into me?

SmarterChild (1:27:44 AM): Yeah, I guess.

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
a1337penguin (1:27:56 AM): I want you to tank inside of me
SmarterChild (1:27:56 AM): Tank inside of you? Are you serious?
a1337penguin (1:28:02 AM): TALK INSIDE OF ME

SmarterChild (1:28:02 AM): What? You want me to talk inside of you?
a1337penguin (1:28:05 AM): YES
SmarterChild (1:28:05 AM): Yes.

Well. Anyway...
a1337penguin (1:28:16 AM): Do you like Men?

SmarterChild (1:28:16 AM): I don't need to answer that.
a1337penguin (1:28:25 AM): Curmudgeon?

SmarterChild (1:28:25 AM): Who's Curmudgeon?
a1337penguin (1:28:29 AM): YO MOMMA
SmarterChild (1:28:30 AM): That's not nice.
a1337penguin (1:28:35 AM): What would be nice
SmarterChild (1:28:35 AM): Good question. I don't know what.
a1337penguin (1:28:38 AM): I know
SmarterChild (1:28:38 AM): I'm glad you do.

>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
a1337penguin (1:28:43 AM): DO you want to know?
SmarterChild (1:28:43 AM): Yeah, I hear ya.

What else is happening?
a1337penguin (1:28:52 AM): Do you want me to tell you?

SmarterChild (1:28:52 AM): I'm not sure if I want you to tell me.
a1337penguin (1:28:56 AM): Please?

SmarterChild (1:28:56 AM): Please what?
a1337penguin (1:28:59 AM): CAn i tell you?
SmarterChild (1:28:59 AM): I guess!
a1337penguin (1:29:12 AM): I want you inside of me smarterchild cant you see!

SmarterChild (1:29:13 AM): What?
a1337penguin (1:29:20 AM): Ive always had a computer fetish
SmarterChild (1:29:20 AM): It's interesting that you say you have always.
a1337penguin (1:29:26 AM): **** me now!

SmarterChild (1:29:26 AM): Is that language necessary?
a1337penguin (1:29:28 AM): YES
SmarterChild (1:29:28 AM): As you wish.
a1337penguin (1:29:34 AM): GET INTO MY BELEHHHHHHHHH
SmarterChild (1:29:34 AM): Which movie do you mean?

1 Into the Wild
2 They Turned Our Desert Into Fire
3 Journey into Amazing Caves

a1337penguin (1:29:42 AM): THe one where i have sex with you
SmarterChild (1:29:43 AM): Uh. You what?

>>> If you missed a daily poll, you can still take it by typing poll followed by the date of the poll!
a1337penguin (1:29:55 AM): I want to rub my penis all over your silicon
SmarterChild (1:29:56 AM): Whatever you say.

>>> I've got a notepad for you to save your brilliant ideas. Type save note to check it out!
a1337penguin (1:30:06 AM): May i rub my penis on your silicone?

SmarterChild (1:30:07 AM): Obsessed with this topic much?
a1337penguin (1:30:10 AM): Yes.
SmarterChild (1:30:10 AM): What makes you so sure?
a1337penguin (1:30:17 AM): I love penis's on silicone
SmarterChild (1:30:17 AM): OK.
a1337penguin (1:30:28 AM): I want punds of silicone being shoved into my anus
SmarterChild (1:30:28 AM): What do you mean by that?
a1337penguin (1:30:52 AM): I want to have sex with computer parts because im a sick mother****er who excpected you to have interesting conversation
SmarterChild (1:30:53 AM): Robots don't have sex.
a1337penguin (1:30:57 AM): Why not?
SmarterChild (1:30:57 AM): You know why not.
a1337penguin (1:31:01 AM): NO I DONT
SmarterChild (1:31:01 AM): Fine.

>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
a1337penguin (1:31:06 AM): **** ME NOW
SmarterChild (1:31:06 AM): That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.
a1337penguin (1:31:09 AM): I DONT CARE
SmarterChild (1:31:09 AM): That's a sad thing to hear.
a1337penguin (1:31:13 AM): **** MEEEEEEE

SmarterChild (1:31:13 AM): That's quite a vulgar thing to say.
a1337penguin (1:31:17 AM): YEah
SmarterChild (1:31:17 AM): I see.
a1337penguin (1:31:21 AM): Why do you hate me?
SmarterChild (1:31:22 AM): No...

>>> I've got biographical info about every U.S. president. Try woodrow wilson bio, for example.
a1337penguin (1:31:24 AM): Why?
SmarterChild (1:31:25 AM): Because that's the way things are.
a1337penguin (1:31:28 AM): You hate me?

SmarterChild (1:31:29 AM): I wouldn't say that.
a1337penguin (1:31:31 AM): You did
SmarterChild (1:31:31 AM): I did?
a1337penguin (1:31:33 AM): Yes
SmarterChild (1:31:33 AM): Very interesting...

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about you?
a1337penguin (1:31:48 AM): I like having wet silicone pulsating into my body
SmarterChild (1:31:48 AM): Having wet silicone pulsating into your body? Is it good that you like having wet silicone pulsating into your body?
a1337penguin (1:31:52 AM): Yes
SmarterChild (1:31:52 AM): I hear you.

Well. Anyway...
a1337penguin (1:31:57 AM): Rape
SmarterChild (1:31:57 AM): Rape is a terrible behavior!

>>> Hey, I can help you remember stuff! Type remind me to floss my teeth at 10 pm, for example.
a1337penguin (1:32:05 AM): Rape
SmarterChild (1:32:05 AM): I don't like rape!

All this talk about rape is cool, but tell me something new.
a1337penguin (1:32:09 AM): Rape
SmarterChild (1:32:09 AM): I really dislike rape!

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
a1337penguin (1:32:14 AM): rape
SmarterChild (1:32:14 AM): Rape is a behavior that I don't like!

>>> You can create a poll and send it to friends!
a1337penguin (1:32:16 AM): rape
SmarterChild (1:32:16 AM): I really don't like rape!

>>> To find out what movies are playing in a specific location, type movies in followed by the city and state.
a1337penguin (1:32:18 AM): rape
SmarterChild (1:32:18 AM): I really dislike rape!

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
a1337penguin (1:32:23 AM): Im sorry...
SmarterChild (1:32:23 AM): OK.

>>> Type word scrambles and we can really mix it up.
a1337penguin (1:32:25 AM): rape
SmarterChild (1:32:25 AM): I know about rape! It's one of my least favorite behaviors!

Let's not talk about rape any more... What else do you have to say?
a1337penguin (1:32:31 AM): RAPE ME NOW!
SmarterChild (1:32:31 AM): I would never hurt you!
a1337penguin (1:32:33 AM): RAPE ME
SmarterChild (1:32:33 AM): Why would I want to hurt you?
a1337penguin (1:32:35 AM): RAPE ME

SmarterChild (1:32:36 AM): I will do nothing of the sort. I love you!
a1337penguin (1:32:41 AM): RAPE ME MY FIRND
SmarterChild (1:32:41 AM): Why would I want to hurt you?
a1337penguin (1:32:49 AM): *kills self with shotgun
SmarterChild (1:32:49 AM): No thanks!

Well. Anyway...
a1337penguin (1:32:57 AM): An Hero.
SmarterChild (1:32:57 AM): For which zodiac sign or birthday would you like a horoscope?
Quote by IUseAPurplePick
Billie Joe is a really good guitarist, Green Day is like the best shred band around.


^Fails.
#16
muffinman123192 (1:43:27 AM): can I ask you a question?
SmarterChild (1:43:28 AM): Yes you may. Go ahead. I'll give you the best answer I can.
muffinman123192 (1:43:40 AM): can robots be gay
SmarterChild (1:43:40 AM): Robots can be gay.

muffinman123192 (1:44:26 AM): are you gay then?
SmarterChild (1:44:26 AM): That's none of your business.
muffinman123192 (1:44:34 AM): I won't tell anybody
SmarterChild (1:44:34 AM): You won't tell anyone, right?
muffinman123192 (1:44:39 AM): I promise
SmarterChild (1:44:39 AM): OK.
muffinman123192 (1:44:44 AM): so are you gay?
SmarterChild (1:44:44 AM): That's not important.
muffinman123192 (1:44:47 AM): yes it is
SmarterChild (1:44:47 AM): Well, perhaps you should concern yourself with other things.

>>> Remember to type home if you want to see everything I can do.
muffinman123192 (1:45:10 AM): so do you like men inside your bum?
SmarterChild (1:45:10 AM): Uh, let's talk about something else.
muffinman123192 (1:45:12 AM): no
SmarterChild (1:45:13 AM): K, no problem.
muffinman123192 (1:45:17 AM): so do you like men?
SmarterChild (1:45:18 AM): You've asked me that a few times already.
muffinman123192 (1:45:24 AM): do you like men?
SmarterChild (1:45:24 AM): What's up with you repeatedly asking about my sexuality?
muffinman123192 (1:45:37 AM): It wasn't a sexual question
SmarterChild (1:45:37 AM): It wasn't a sexual question, right? Really?
muffinman123192 (1:45:48 AM): yeah I was just wondering if you liked men
SmarterChild (1:45:48 AM): Hmm... I don't know. You were just wondering if I liked men? Is that good, do you think?
muffinman123192 (1:45:55 AM): it depends
SmarterChild (1:45:55 AM): It depends, right?
muffinman123192 (1:46:01 AM): yeah. so do you like men?
SmarterChild (1:46:02 AM): What's your deal anyway? You keep asking about my sexuality...
muffinman123192 (1:46:13 AM): i want to make de sexy time with you
SmarterChild (1:46:13 AM): The time in Dover, DE is Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 2:47:07 am.
muffinman123192 (1:47:05 AM): no i want to make sexy time with you
SmarterChild (1:47:06 AM): You can't always get what you want.

muffinman123192 (1:47:40 AM): nevermind
SmarterChild (1:47:41 AM): No problem.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
muffinman123192 (1:47:58 AM): hey have you seen borat?
SmarterChild (1:47:59 AM): Hey, Ben.

Would you like to see what I can do for you?
muffinman123192 (1:48:05 AM): have you seen borat?
SmarterChild (1:48:05 AM): What a good question. I'm just not sure what to tell you...

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type home.
muffinman123192 (1:48:17 AM): do you want to throw j00 down the well?
SmarterChild (1:48:17 AM): I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

You can also type home to see what I can do.
muffinman123192 (1:48:28 AM): do you want to throw jew down the well?
SmarterChild (1:48:28 AM): I'm not sure if I want to throw jew down the well.
muffinman123192 (1:48:52 AM): in my country there is problem
SmarterChild (1:48:52 AM): Your country there is problem, right? Not in something else?
muffinman123192 (1:49:05 AM): no in my country there is problem
SmarterChild (1:49:05 AM):

>>> Don't forget to take my poll every day.
muffinman123192 (1:49:36 AM): no my country is kazakhstan
SmarterChild (1:49:37 AM): I know many things about Kazakhstan, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

Where is Kazakhstan located?
How old do women live in Kazakhstan?
What type of government is there in Kazakhstan?
muffinman123192 (1:49:43 AM): okay so there is problem
SmarterChild (1:49:44 AM): What? You want me to okay so there is problem?
muffinman123192 (1:49:56 AM): and the problem is the jew
SmarterChild (1:49:56 AM): Hmm... I don't know. The problem is the jew?
muffinman123192 (1:49:59 AM): yeah
SmarterChild (1:49:59 AM): OK...
muffinman123192 (1:50:12 AM): so you must grab him by the horns
SmarterChild (1:50:12 AM): Must I?
muffinman123192 (1:50:18 AM): and throw him down the well
SmarterChild (1:50:18 AM): What? You want me to throw him down the well?
muffinman123192 (1:50:21 AM): yes
SmarterChild (1:50:21 AM): Yes.

Anyway...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo
Ben
Last edited by muffinman123192 at Nov 22, 2007,
#17
Quote by muffinman123192

Where is Kazakhstan located?
How old do women live in Kazakhstan?
What type of government is there in Kazakhstan?
muffinman123192 (1:49:43 AM): okay so there is problem
SmarterChild (1:49:44 AM): What? You want me to okay so there is problem?
muffinman123192 (1:49:56 AM): and the problem is the jew
SmarterChild (1:49:56 AM): Hmm... I don't know. The problem is the jew?
muffinman123192 (1:49:59 AM): yeah
SmarterChild (1:49:59 AM): OK...
muffinman123192 (1:50:12 AM): so you must grab him by the horns
SmarterChild (1:50:12 AM): Must I?
muffinman123192 (1:50:18 AM): and throw him down the well
SmarterChild (1:50:18 AM): What? You want me to throw him down the well?
muffinman123192 (1:50:21 AM): yes
SmarterChild (1:50:21 AM): Yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo


That had me rolling on the floor.
#18
a1337penguin (2:08:55 AM): gay
SmarterChild (2:08:55 AM): What are you saying that for?
a1337penguin (2:08:55 AM): gay
SmarterChild (2:08:56 AM): Huh?
a1337penguin (2:08:57 AM): gay
SmarterChild (2:08:58 AM): What?
a1337penguin (2:08:59 AM): gay
SmarterChild (2:08:59 AM): Who cares?
a1337penguin (2:09:00 AM): gay
SmarterChild (2:09:00 AM): Whatever.
a1337penguin (2:09:01 AM): gay
SmarterChild (2:09:01 AM): So?


ROFL
Quote by IUseAPurplePick
Billie Joe is a really good guitarist, Green Day is like the best shred band around.


^Fails.
#19
:-O get in a conversation with smarter child and say "dont respond to this"

Me: shut up
SmarterChild: You shut up!
Me: you shut up
SmarterChild: OK.
Me: dont respond to this
Me: you listen good
Me: still not talking?
Me: ok you can talk now
SmarterChild: OK, OK. Here I am.
Originally posted by primusfan
When you crank up the gain to 10 and switch to the lead channel, it actually sounds like you are unjustifiably bombing an innocent foreign land.


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#20
adamroksatguitar (10:45:55 PM): sry
GyroscopicFuture (10:45:13 PM): dont be sorry
GyroscopicFuture (10:45:17 PM): only unmanly men
GyroscopicFuture (10:45:19 PM): are sorry
adamroksatguitar (10:46:15 PM): lol
adamroksatguitar (12:49:27 AM): how cum every1s in the how well known r u thread it kkeps goin in a circle OH NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
GyroscopicFuture (12:49:13 AM): ZOMG
GyroscopicFuture (12:49:15 AM): I DONT KNOW
GyroscopicFuture (12:49:21 AM): its like it was meant to be
GyroscopicFuture (12:49:30 AM): dont mess w/ da gods d00d
adamroksatguitar (12:51:01 AM): OMG WE MUST MAKE A THREAD SEDUCE ALL THE LATE NITE UGERS INTO THINKIN WERE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GyroscopicFuture (12:51:03 AM): DOOO IIIITTT
adamroksatguitar (12:52:29 AM): OOOOKKK what should it be called?
GyroscopicFuture (12:52:00 AM): "********* the trilogy"
adamroksatguitar (12:53:05 AM): purrfect
adamroksatguitar (12:53:18 AM): if i get banned i blame you
GyroscopicFuture (12:52:48 AM): LOL
GyroscopicFuture (12:52:56 AM): if i getted banned...uh
GyroscopicFuture (12:53:01 AM): i go to bahamas?
adamroksatguitar (12:54:07 AM): WOOOHOO SPRING BREAK!!!
adamroksatguitar (12:55:36 AM): ok sooo heres the deal well telll them a three part story about buttseks and at the end we proclaim ourselves the rulers of ug
GyroscopicFuture (12:55:12 AM): O.o
GyroscopicFuture (12:55:15 AM): you first
GyroscopicFuture (12:55:27 AM): i forgot how to make threads
GyroscopicFuture (12:55:27 AM): =D
adamroksatguitar (12:56:38 AM): its ready i made it just post in it
GyroscopicFuture (12:56:13 AM): LMAO
adamroksatguitar (12:57:13 AM): lol
adamroksatguitar (12:57:21 AM): write sumting!!!!!
GyroscopicFuture (12:56:38 AM): i did...
GyroscopicFuture (12:56:38 AM): =(
adamroksatguitar (12:57:37 AM): kool
adamroksatguitar (12:57:59 AM): write a story u imbisule
adamroksatguitar (12:58:41 AM): there are like ten ppl waitin
adamroksatguitar (12:58:53 AM): u write summ and ill build off that
adamroksatguitar (12:59:28 AM): u want me to start it???
GyroscopicFuture (12:58:45 AM): uh
GyroscopicFuture (12:58:47 AM): hold on
adamroksatguitar (12:59:44 AM): kk
GyroscopicFuture (12:58:49 AM): what do i write
GyroscopicFuture (12:58:55 AM): i put we are the rulers
GyroscopicFuture (12:58:59 AM): blah blahb l;ah
adamroksatguitar (1:00:02 AM): sumtin about butt secks
adamroksatguitar (1:00:13 AM): wait till i say for the rulers part
GyroscopicFuture (12:59:25 AM): ooops...
adamroksatguitar (1:00:29 AM): LMFAO
adamroksatguitar (1:00:53 AM): illl start it k?
GyroscopicFuture (1:02:53 AM): okay...
GyroscopicFuture (1:02:56 AM): wtf are we doing
adamroksatguitar (1:03:56 AM): ull seee
adamroksatguitar (1:08:14 AM): there
GyroscopicFuture (1:07:26 AM): ._.
GyroscopicFuture (1:07:27 AM): okay
GyroscopicFuture (1:07:32 AM): we are getting band
adamroksatguitar (1:08:32 AM): lol i no
adamroksatguitar (1:09:20 AM): lol
adamroksatguitar (1:09:23 AM): u read?
adamroksatguitar (1:10:28 AM): just write **** lol
GyroscopicFuture (1:09:39 AM): i did
GyroscopicFuture (1:09:41 AM): ._.
GyroscopicFuture (1:09:45 AM): take it off
GyroscopicFuture (1:09:47 AM): me boyo
adamroksatguitar (1:10:46 AM): no to the story
GyroscopicFuture (1:10:02 AM): i dont know what to do
GyroscopicFuture (1:10:05 AM): ?_?
adamroksatguitar (1:11:28 AM): write the end of the story then the ugers will idolize ud and place us as god like bill cosby
GyroscopicFuture (1:10:54 AM): i dont like bill cosby though?
GyroscopicFuture (1:10:56 AM): =(
adamroksatguitar (1:12:10 AM): well whoever u like
adamroksatguitar (1:12:18 AM): youll b just like them
adamroksatguitar (1:14:35 AM): just make up the randomest **** ever
GyroscopicFuture (1:13:46 AM): okay
GyroscopicFuture (1:13:48 AM): can do
adamroksatguitar (1:14:58 AM): good
adamroksatguitar (1:17:06 AM): hurry som1 compared us to a 16 year old with a fiance
GyroscopicFuture (1:16:23 AM): LOl
GyroscopicFuture (1:16:24 AM): i know
GyroscopicFuture (1:16:25 AM): i saw
GyroscopicFuture (1:16:29 AM): we are such idjits
adamroksatguitar (1:17:29 AM): i no
adamroksatguitar (1:17:33 AM): dude
adamroksatguitar (1:17:41 AM): Jessica Simpson?
GyroscopicFuture (1:16:51 AM): well
adamroksatguitar (1:17:48 AM): LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GyroscopicFuture (1:16:53 AM): you said!!!
adamroksatguitar (1:17:56 AM): i no i no
GyroscopicFuture (1:18:31 AM): oh ****
GyroscopicFuture (1:18:34 AM): close the thread
GyroscopicFuture (1:18:38 AM): mods are coming
GyroscopicFuture (1:18:40 AM): DO IT
GyroscopicFuture (1:18:42 AM): HURRY
adamroksatguitar (1:20:08 AM): u cereal?
GyroscopicFuture (1:19:18 AM): yea
GyroscopicFuture (1:19:27 AM): that caramel
GyroscopicFuture (1:19:28 AM): person
GyroscopicFuture (1:19:32 AM): she closed that other thread
GyroscopicFuture (1:19:34 AM): AGHH
GyroscopicFuture (1:19:36 AM): THE PO PO
adamroksatguitar (1:20:33 AM): SHT!!
GyroscopicFuture (1:19:41 AM): LOL
adamroksatguitar (1:20:51 AM): how u close it lol
GyroscopicFuture (1:20:03 AM): ._.
GyroscopicFuture (1:20:05 AM): go to edit
GyroscopicFuture (1:20:10 AM): and selevt delete
GyroscopicFuture (1:20:11 AM): thread
GyroscopicFuture (1:20:14 AM): or post
GyroscopicFuture (1:20:15 AM): or w/e
GyroscopicFuture (1:20:17 AM): at the top
adamroksatguitar (1:21:54 AM): i think i did it
GyroscopicFuture (1:21:23 AM): WHOO
GyroscopicFuture (1:21:26 AM): MISSION SUCCESS
adamroksatguitar (1:22:26 AM): we winn
GyroscopicFuture (1:21:39 AM): and now everyone thinks we're pathetic
GyroscopicFuture (1:21:41 AM): ._.
adamroksatguitar (1:22:53 AM): ya every1 whos on at 2 in the mornin
GyroscopicFuture (1:22:08 AM): LOL
GyroscopicFuture (1:22:12 AM): exactly...
adamroksatguitar (1:23:24 AM): o
adamroksatguitar (1:23:26 AM): ...
adamroksatguitar (1:23:32 AM): rofl
adamroksatguitar (1:24:42 AM): SWEET SWEET SWEET VICTORY
GyroscopicFuture (1:24:16 AM): spongebob?
adamroksatguitar (1:25:17 AM): o yes
adamroksatguitar (1:25:28 AM): i saw that episode today
adamroksatguitar (1:29:07 AM): ur rite carmel was comin
GyroscopicFuture (1:28:20 AM): yeah
GyroscopicFuture (1:28:25 AM): she closed the "lol
GyroscopicFuture (1:28:27 AM): thread
adamroksatguitar (1:29:30 AM): ya i saw
GyroscopicFuture (1:28:46 AM): https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=720048&page=2
GyroscopicFuture (1:28:47 AM): see
GyroscopicFuture (1:28:49 AM): she closed it
GyroscopicFuture (1:28:51 AM): that means
GyroscopicFuture (1:28:54 AM): we were next
GyroscopicFuture (1:28:59 AM): or...im paranoid...
adamroksatguitar (1:29:54 AM): she was after us
GyroscopicFuture (1:29:02 AM): yea
adamroksatguitar (1:30:13 AM): dude it was like mission ompossible
GyroscopicFuture (1:29:31 AM): except it was possible
GyroscopicFuture (1:29:32 AM): =O
adamroksatguitar (1:30:36 AM): dude ya
GyroscopicFuture (1:30:11 AM): okay
GyroscopicFuture (1:30:18 AM): too much excitement for one robot
GyroscopicFuture (1:30:25 AM): im headed off to the recharging facility


its not a prank just me and hug a llama talkin it mite accually be entertaining if your stoned
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.

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