#1
Every picture i see him in, even from op ivy and early rancid, he either has a hat on or a green mohawk or something. Whats his natural hair color.
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4)??????
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#2
He doesn't actually have hair, he's bald like Ian Mackaye.

That's why he always wears the black beanie hat.

So next time you see him with a mohawk, don't forget to shout "nice strap on!"


PS.) Also, who cares?
#3
Pshh, all tr00 p0nx are born with green hair. *-)
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#6
I don't think we'll ever know, because he ALWAYS wears 1-3 pieces of headgear...

...although that would make sense if he had an embarrasing hair colour, such as ginger.
#7
well hes been in Op Ivy since he was 15 so he had to had hair back then. im jsut wondering?
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#8
it could've been dyed.

It would make sense if he was ginger, because it would confirm that Brody Dalle has a ginger fetish.

I'd also like to say that even though I'm a redhead myself, I'd never tamper with a lady's ginger minge, I think they're disgusting
#10
I bet you would.

I'd feel bad if I didn't let you know that it's just a vibrating rubber real feel fanny though.
#12
I'm not even a big fan but....he DEFINATELY refers to himself as a red head in the song Salvation.


Don't ask how I know this.
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#13
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I'm not even a big fan but....he DEFINATELY refers to himself as a red head in the song Salvation.


Don't ask how I know this.


You're on thin ice.
#14
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I'm not even a big fan but....he DEFINATELY refers to himself as a red head in the song Salvation.


Don't ask how I know this.


I looked up the lyrics, and it says nothing of that sort. You be trippin?
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#17
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I was born with green hair.


i guess we have our answer now.
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#21
^racist.
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#24
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Just kidding guys. A combo of my poor hearing (my music teachers don't know how I can be on with pitch but can't hear half the things in conversation) and Tim Armstrong's uhmm...marble-filled-mouth singing style have lead to poor translations.

Atleast it SHOULD be red head...
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#25
it would have been funny if tim armstrong was a ginger...hahaha....
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He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#26
well, i guess he would be more of a day walker
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Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#27
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it would have been funny if tim armstrong was a ginger...hahaha....



It'd make so much sense. SO much sense.

Could you imagine how sick of a song, "Better Red than Dead" would be!?
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#29
He was born with a mohawk
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#31
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he definately has natural BLACK hair


ye im guessin black hair, coz i swear i saw a photo of him when he was in op ivy with black hair..
might have been a vid on youtube.. but i defo saw one
#33
He doesn't have hair.

He wears that Instant Punk costume.
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#37
****...i remember that .....ha...
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Rancid are the best punk band ever.

Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#38
Quote by element4433
He was born with a mohawk



He was born without a strip of flesh on his skull, so at birth his parents decided to sew a wig onto his scalp...

much like other successful intelligent characters including but not limited to:

Joe Dirt


And this cute baby I found doing said Joe Dirt search on google
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#39
babies scare me...
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#40
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He was born without a strip of flesh on his skull, so at birth his parents decided to sew a wig onto his scalp...

much like other successful intelligent characters including but not limited to:

Joe Dirt


And this cute baby I found doing said Joe Dirt search on google
That's the cutest white trash ever


The baby, not David Spade
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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