#5
It celebrates how we brutally attacked and slayed the Native Americans after welcoming us with hospitality.


But really its about giving thanks for our country and the first meal the settlers ate in, lo and behold, my home state believe it or not.
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Look around, buddy. There's tons of threads like this.

Canadians do celebrate too ^_^
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#8
It's giving thanks that the Native Americans helped the EUROPEAN immigrants who didn't know **** about anything.
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Why Dont We Get It If It Was Held In The Uk Colonies?. Ffs

I dont think it was celebrated in the UK but I do know that the people who celebrated it were from the UK and of course thanksgiving is about beating down the indian(native american)
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I wish my country would celebrate this...



why? it's a ****ty holiday.
even ****tier than easter.
#15
Quote by Gibsum 41
I wish my country would celebrate this...


Its not that fun dude, literally all I did today was sleep late, eat a hugeass dinner, talk for 8 hours, play guitar for a while, and now I'm on the computer. Actually now that I think of it it was good day .
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#16
To white people, it's a day of family and giving thanks.

To a Native americans, it marks the beginning of the slaughter of their people and the thievery of their land.

To my asian family, it's a another excuse to come to my house and eat my food.
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I dont think it was celebrated in the UK but I do know that the people who celebrated it were from the UK and of course thanksgiving is about beating down the indian(native american)



Lol America should celebrate beating down the Muslims. Oppression deserves a national holiday.
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I just ate a grip of food. Turkey, ham, potatoes, pumpkin pie, apple pie, egg rolls, prime rib.... So goood....


obesity is am american disease after all
#21
Historically it's somewhat for the reasons described, but it wasn't actually instituted as a federal holiday until the civil war as a morale booster and now it's just an excuse to eat a lot of poultry and desserts and argue about politics with your extended family.
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#22
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why? it's a ****ty holiday.
even ****tier than easter.

Because people who celebrate it get to miss school for a week.
#23
I like Octoberfest better. But wtf. A day off work is a day off work.
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