#1
So I bought an Ibanez Artcore.

http://www.guitarcenter.com/Ibanez-AFS75TD-Artcore-Electric-Guitar-104208780-i1173409.gc

That to be exact, it is quite a looker. I got it for $250 on the nose because I am pretty much a stubborn asshole. Never left GC with a guitar without it going for well underprice.

Now the bad news, I had to take it back! The bigsby was scraping on the high e and making a god awful nails on chalkboard sound, and it was staying in tune like a piano thrown off mount everest. I tried it at the store so I guess I just didn't notice any of this because I was so excited to be getting a semi-hollow.

So I just wanted to hear everyone elses sad stories about getting a new guitar home and having it be underpar.
Schecter C-1 Classic
LTD EC-1000
Fender American FSR Mahog. Chambered Tele 60th
Fender Mexican Strat SD Hot Rails Br/Ne
Fender Hot Rod Deville 4x10
Boss DD-6
Boss Metal Zone
#3
No, but it ended at 10 am so you won't be needing anything!
Schecter C-1 Classic
LTD EC-1000
Fender American FSR Mahog. Chambered Tele 60th
Fender Mexican Strat SD Hot Rails Br/Ne
Fender Hot Rod Deville 4x10
Boss DD-6
Boss Metal Zone