#1
My friend invited me over his house today to sleep over, i arrived at his house at around 2. There were also two other kids there that i'm good friends with. Anyway we were all having a good time until later around 6ish i started getting these really annoying pains in my stomach, not nausea, worse. Those fucking stomach cramps that you can't control and just can't do anything about. i tried taking a shit, but it didnt work. So i called my mom to pick me up at 10, and the rest of the night they were bitching at me telling me how i'm a pussy and a baby. And now that i'm gone there probably making fun of me and saying how im a pussy and stuff. i was just wondering, did it seem douchey by calling my mom to pick me up? i seriously thought i was sick, and i still do. i got home like an hour ago and im still feeling pretty weird.
#2
no.
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#5
No. And because they called you a pussy you have to get back at them. Next time you're there say that you're feeling like that again and that you're going to the bathroom then take laxatives and **** on their bed.
#6
Guitar_Man is on his period.
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#7
if they are giving you sh*t a) mollywhop their asses or b) they are fags or both
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#8
Were you guys touching each other in special places? Maybe your stomach ache was cuz you were nervous?
#10
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No. And because they called you a pussy you have to get back at them. Next time you're there say that you're feeling like that again and that you're going to the bathroom then take laxatives and **** on their bed.




And no, i'm not on my period. You guys have never gotten stomach cramps before?
#13
I sorta did the same thing. But you shoulda at least tried to take a dump at him house, and if it didn't feel better, you couldof left.
#14
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No. And because they called you a pussy you have to get back at them. Next time you're there say that you're feeling like that again and that you're going to the bathroom then take laxatives and **** on their bed.


#15
Sparta!
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You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#16
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I sorta did the same thing. But you shoulda at least tried to take a dump at him house, and if it didn't feel better, you couldof left.

i did....
#17
Dude, if you're not feeling good, you're not feeling good. Tell them to **** off. What if you all of a sudden dropped dead god forbid?
#19
were you lot playing a game called "guess the creamy liquid"?

Because that would be more than enough to make me feel ill too!
PLAY UP POMPEY

POMPEY PLAY UP!

#20
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so close.... but so far


Ok hows this...

Hey ARNOLD!!!
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You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#23
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Headache
Heartburn
Indigestion
Upset Stomach
Diahherea


Hey ___________!

fill in the blanks

its nausea first, you dip****.