#4
Quote by Another bassist
A large pizza can feed a family of four

so can your mom. sry i had to do it.
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#6
its supposed to be whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza..... a large pizza can feed a family u butchered the joke
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I don't feel as bad about slappin a musician

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#10
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#14
Quote by Cobalt Blue
booo... and what kind of skinny anorexic family is satisfied with 1 large pizza?

How many damn slices do you want? 2 isn't enough?
#15
Quote by zerohero
its supposed to be whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza..... a large pizza can feed a family u butchered the joke

thats what i thought
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#16
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That made me laugh so hard.


likewise
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#17
you suck at humor
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#19
Quote by guitar man5434
phail

*reported*


lol to the max

something about that is really funny

first post too
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#20
...and in before the close!
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#21
Quote by Another bassist
A large pizza can feed a family of four


Hey I got one for you, how do you make a good joke?


Wait, why am I asking you?
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#23
Quote by Pleasure2kill
Hey I got one for you, how do you make a good joke?


Wait, why am I asking you?


That's even worse than the OP. You fail.
#24
isnt that joke supposed to be about blacks?

SIDE NOTE: to anyone who uses the word phail seriously, please move out of your mommas basement and kill yourselves.
#27
Quote by guitar man5434
phail

*reported*


real cool

your a big man now, arent you?

dumbshit...