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I left for for work at 5:20 with 10 min to get there, bout a quarter way there I noticed I wasn't wearing my non-slip shoes, so I pulled in the closet drive way, turned around, and went home to get them. SO, I left home AGAIN, now with around 4 minutes to get there and my non-slip shoes half way on (not a good idea btw). I'm speeding and I'm listening to Explosions In The Sky at quite a high level, and I'm looking at my phone every 5 seconds (also not a great idea btw). As I'm looking down at my phone about half way there, I hear brakes, so I look up and brake like a motherfucker, but it's way too late. I end up rear ending a Mercedes!! at 20-25 mph (surprisingly the guy was really pretty sympathetic about it). But the fucking airbag didn't even deploy. Luckily I was wearing a seat belt, but it didn't do shit. I hit my head on the wheel and I'm going to have a big ass welt, my neck also hurts like a bitch (rubbing icy hot on it as I type), and I think I might have broken my right ankle, but it's probably sprained. Most importantly the damage to the car.. . well I'm fucked: a bashed headlight, front bumber halfway off, hood is all bent, and the grill is shattered. For the Mercedes, all the guy got was a fucked up rear bumber and lots of scratches, but my Volvo soldier's on! I'm going to call the guy tomorrow and try to work things out.

So anyways, to give this thread purpose; Whats the worst crash you gotten in or been involved with? This is mine, its only second one in my life and the other one was just a fender bender, so I feel extremely lucky.
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#2
That's why you watch the road and not your phone.
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#5
a few years ago(be4 i could drive) my grandma grandpa were goin 50mph and this lady pulls out of ikea and hits the side of our car. and she got out of the car and she was even older than my grandparents, she was like 90. luckily no one was hurt, but it was pretty crazy.
#7
i dread the day that i finally wreck

i have a feeling that it will be all long time from now and it will be like really bad cause it's been building up for all those years
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the guy with the mercedes is probably happy that he's gonna get some sweet insurance money, because he doesn't plan on fixing the bumper.
#9
I was going about 70 down a little country road, spun out, and ended up hitting 4 trees. I totaled the car (pushed the passenger wheel into the motor) and broke my ribs and hurt my neck...This was a year ago (11-06-2006) and my neck still isnt the same, but I'm here
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#10
A few years ago i was with my dad on a busy street in suburban Mississauga and we watched a car go into a lightpole at 80km/h. We jumped out and helped them (they were badly injured) until professionals arrived. Coming home with someone else's blood on your hands is pretty ****ed up.

But me myself? The worst i've been in are just the little fender benders, but i was also hit by a car on my bike once. That ****ed up my knee a bit for a couple months, but nothing serious.

Oh, and you can expect a hike in your insurance for that crash. And what year/model Volvo do you have? I have one too, and so far im lovin it. Except for the transmission. It sucks dick...like all '90s Volvo trannies.
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#11
I was trying to do a three point turn, but misjudged due to lack of power steering and bumped into some ladies car. She was pretty angry despite the only damage being a 5cm long scratch on her car, i popped the headlight out of place. hehee. I'll give you one tip. crying gets you out of things
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That's why you watch the road and not your phone.


FTW. But luckily I have never been in one.
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That's why you watch the road and not your phone.

Amen to that. I have learned my lesson.
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I was going about 70 down a little country road, spun out, and ended up hitting 4 trees. I totaled the car (pushed the passenger wheel into the motor) and broke my ribs and hurt my neck...This was a year ago (11-06-2006) and my neck still isnt the same, but I'm here


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#15
i was dreading my first accident somethin fierce. i ended up just denting a teachers car in my schools parking lot. i was rockin out and wasnt paying attention(DAMN YOU DREAM THEATER!). being 7:20 in the morning didnt help my lack of concentration either. luckily she wasnt one of my teachers and therefore didnt fail me.
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#16
i dont drive yet.

but when my dad was my age, before he was allowed to drive, he rear ended a car in a minivan with no brakes. haha.
and my cousin merged into a city bus.
dude.......
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#18
The Worst car "Accident" I've been was when I was Avoided some Dick on a small road with a dulie*? Truck, and I got my 90 GMC Suburban in the ditch and popped back on the road.


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#19
While I'm driving? Never had a crash. Two really close calls though. A girl did hit the side of my car when she was backing out though. . .and another time when the car was my mom's there was an accident in the intersection we were waiting at and one of the cars involved stopped just short of our car.

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Quote by 9_11_4
I was trying to do a three point turn, but misjudged due to lack of power steering and bumped into some ladies car. She was pretty angry despite the only damage being a 5cm long scratch on her car, i popped the headlight out of place. hehee. I'll give you one tip. crying gets you out of things

But you're a chick. . .If a dude tried that it'd just look pathetic.
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#20
Dude you shouldn't be on your cell phone while driving. I know in my state you can't use your cell phone while your driving until your 18.
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Do any of you guys get that feeling after a crash; even a little one, were your legs felt like jello? Cause I had that feeling big time today.
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Dude you shouldn't be on your cell phone while driving. I know in a lot of states you can't use your cell phone while your driving until your 18.

I wasn't talking to someone on it, I was just checking it constantly for the time.
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#23
my mom stopped at a red light and got hi tby a suburban goin 45mph while she was in her little pontiac sedan this was right after i got dropped off for school in like fifth grade
i never saw that car again
she ahd to get some bone in her back replaced with a kadaver bone.....that the shine bone btw
#24
Do any of you guys get that feeling after a crash; even a little one, were your legs felt like jello? Cause I had that feeling big time today


Did you enjoy it? Cuz you usually get jello legs after a blow job.
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#25
Over the summer my friend was driving out to his house. I was in the passenger seat. He took a 35mph turn at 55 and veered into the oncoming lane, swerved to miss a car, overcorrected and the SUV lifted off the ground and rolled. The airbags didn't go off. The car landed on its tires though.The roof on the passenger side caved in and i had to jump out my window. The car got totaled but the only visable mark I had was the bruise from the seatbelt. It was hard just to stand up for a few days but I did some physical therapy for my back and neck and I'm perfectly fine now.
My friend got totally ****ed with his insurance rates and had to take a bunch of driving courses
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I just passed a cop doing 90 something.

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#27
i was driving the other day (less than a week ago)and some jackass was going to pass me while i was going
70(ish) in a 65 zone, we were going up a hill when he started to pass, he was in the passsing lane, its about 1/2 mile up this hill which is about a mile from the turn to my house...
so he starts to pass, and i keep going the same speed. he still hasnt completely passed me by the top of the hill, then we get to the top and i discover that there is a car coming about 200 hundred yards away, just as the passing lane is about to merge back to our lane i slam on the brakes to let the ****er in. my little brother didnt buckle up(hes 4) and he fell out of his seet.

that was the CLOSEST ive ever been to wrecking.

i wouldnt have wrecked, but that bastard would have head on'd with the other car going >70 mph... wouldnt have been good.
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This is what happens when somebody decides they want to pull into your lane when the traffic is all stopping up ahead in the wet.

You end up with a F'ked car, and a huge insurance excess, because the other person decides that their indicator means they can instantly come across.


Damn idiot. So heartbreaking, just aquaplaning into the back of him, not being able to do anything. Also didnt help that he had his towbar on.

Totally destroyed the Radiator support.








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I wasn't talking to someone on it, I was just checking it constantly for the time.

In the states with this law, you can't even be checking anything with them.
#30
I'm terrified of that, hope you're overall okay...I actually think to myself everytime I'm late, "but it's better to be late than to get into a wreck." Sometimes I mix it up and say "...than to get ticketed for going over the speed limit", but clearly the former is much more intimidating.
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Do any of you guys get that feeling after a crash; even a little one, were your legs felt like jello? Cause I had that feeling big time today.

i know every time a park now i always second guess myself. it takes like 5 minutes for me to park now.thats like chick time right there. god im a an embarrassment to testosterone.
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#32
You were checking the clock on your phone? hopefully you learned your lesson. haha

My car has a clock right by the speedometer and stuff, almost all honda's/toyota's have one. I love it. haha myself? never been in a crash yet, few close calls.
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The only crashes I've been in have involved my school bus -.-.

Once my school bus hit the behind of a truck, the other time on another school bus, a tree branch broke the second deck windscreen

I got to miss some school at least.
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#34
this isn't really a crash.. but I was hit by a car doing about 30 right in front of my house. Now I have a nice prosthetic leg as a reminder to look both ways
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You were checking the clock on your phone? hopefully you learned your lesson. haha

Yes, and I did. lol
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#36
the guy gets in a car crash and instead of calling his family, his insurance agency, or the car dealership or something...he tells his tale to UG
#37
At LEAST make sure you were fapping while driving. Cell-phone-ing while driving is just dumb.
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the guy gets in a car crash and instead of calling his family, his insurance agency, or the car dealership or something...he tells his tale to UG

Assume much? No the first thing I did was give the guy my information and call home. He said he'll call and we'll talk tomorrow. We both had places to go. Telling UG is the last thing I did.
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Yes, and I did. lol

Does your car not have a clock?
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#40
When I was rather young, probably about 5, my mum was driving me and my sister to the beach. A lorry comes round a corner going far too fast, fishtails into us and completely writes our car off. We had to climb out the windows. My mum and my sister were on the side hit, so they got really screwed over. My mum still has problems with her head and neck because of this crash. It happened at least 10 years ago
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