#1
I have an asian friend who once said to me: "You no touch your nipple by yourself."
I still don't know what the hell he was trying to say.
Anyways post pictures or just type phrases of really bad english translations.
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#2
you don't touch your nipple by yourself?

maybe....?

edit: or that. ^^
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...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#3
Could I trouble you for a mug of tea, Charles?
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#4
i wasn't touching my nipple though
he just came up to me and said that
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#5
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#6
i could go up to you and say:

"GWARRRRRR TRY THIS APPLE WITH PASTA"

and it would mean just as much.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#10
no prob.
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#11
I think he wanted to touch your nipple...
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#13
"(in angry tone)No, yeah!" Some Chinese kid in my school got pissed off so easily, and was hilarious when funny, stuttering and adding 'yeah' randomly in sentences. oh and "(to chinese guy) where were you yesterday?" "(chinese guy) I went to cli-cli-cli-clini- GP!" haha
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#18
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#19
Oh, just read some of the threads in the Pit. They'll make your friend's English sound like Shakespeare.
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#20
Don't know if this counts, but I have seen a sign that said "Sorry! We're Open"
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Don't know if this counts, but I have seen a sign that said "Sorry! We're Open"


Lol, on a bus in Shrewsbury once, they had the sign thing mixed between the destination, and the "sorry, not in service" sign.

So it had:

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Sorry.
#23
This isn't my story, but one I've heard. Someone farted into a microphone that was in word with the speech to text on. It typed out "France".
#24
this thread gay? you want come suck my c0ck?
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