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#1
I got really bored at the mall about a year ago and I bought a single canoe paddle for $25 USD.

I wanna do something with it, but I don't know what...

Ideas?

Make a single stringed acoustic guitar?
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#4
Whack yourself with it.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#6
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Rob a bank with it.


Elaborate mb?
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#8
make an awesome clock out of it.

robbing a bank takes effort....
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#9
Bdsm?
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#10
have a paddle party, invite everyone you know, and they all bring paddles. Then Paddle the **** out of each other!
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#11
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Whack yourself with it.

ORRRRR....whack yourself off with it....trust me.
#12
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Elaborate mb?


EVERYBODY GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!!

*twitches eye*
#14
were you high?
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#15
...please tell me that you have a canoe, and you didn't buy a paddle because it sounded like a good idea at the time

thats like buying a gun rack but not owning any firearms (wayne's world, anyone:p
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

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#17
you could use it as a really big spoon in a giant bowl of cereal
Happiness is like peeing your pants

everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth
#18
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OAAARR....whack yourself off with it....trust me.

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#19
Were you high?
Renegade of this Time and Age.

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#22
Did I mention I duct taped the words "SUPER" and "CANOE" on either side for my brother's halloween costume of "Super Canoe Man"?
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#23
I was not high.

EDIT: And sadly, yes, it seemed like a good idea at the time, to answer your question...
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#25
Quote by Firequacker
I got really bored at the mall about a year ago and I bought a single canoe paddle for $25 USD.

I wanna do something with it, but I don't know what...

Ideas?

Make a single stringed acoustic guitar?


Wow.... Idk what to say besides.... You are my god can I please sig this
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Interesting. It turns out that there are people on the forum who play an upright bass. I'll make a note of that.

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#28
Quote by Firequacker
I was not high.

EDIT: And sadly, yes, it seemed like a good idea at the time, to answer your question...



start building a canoe...and when people ask you why your making one, just say "well i already have a canoe paddle, it just seemed like the logical way to go"
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#29
Hit people in the balls with it.
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



And they were singin like this!
#30
Use the paddle in some ingeniuous plan that includes free USPS boxes and terrorize some small nursing hom community.

Call it Operation: Paddling Grandma in a Box.

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#31
Feed a starving african village with it.
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



And they were singin like this!
#32
... I think I'll go with the 1-stringed acoustic guitar.
Question is..
What should it be tuned to?!

EDIT: Eh, I'm too lazy to do that... I need better, lazier ideas.
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#33
make a guitar? just like make a head stock and fret board and then attatch it to it. and then attach a bridge....
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#34
Do stuff with it. Kinky stuff, that is.

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#35
Quote by Firequacker
... I think I'll go with the 1-stringed acoustic guitar.
Question is..
What should it be tuned to?!

EDIT: Eh, I'm too lazy to do that... I need better, lazier ideas.


Screw making an acoustic. Grab yourself a bass string and make a weird washtub bass with it. You need a drill, an E string and a twig for a tuning peg. That's it.
#36
Make it into a hat.
Play baseball with it.
Beat children with it.
Give it to someone for Christmas.
Beat old people with it.
Paddle a canoe in a circle with it.
Name a band after it.
Eat soup with it.
Make it into a sword.
Fight ninjas with it.
Become seaworthy with it.
Beat more children with it.
Have a javelining competition with it.
Play guitar with it.
Feed it, Water it, and Love it.
Hate it.
Write a #1 single for it.
Pretend you see Jesus on it.
Sell it on eBay.
Buy it from yourself on eBay.
Tell your teacher it ate your homework.
Return it.
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



And they were singin like this!
#37
Quote by larryjohnson
Make it into a hat.
Play baseball with it.
Beat children with it.
Give it to someone for Christmas.
Beat old people with it.
Paddle a canoe in a circle with it.
Name a band after it.
Eat soup with it.
Make it into a sword.
Fight ninjas with it.
Become seaworthy with it.
Beat more children with it.
Have a javelining competition with it.
Play guitar with it.
Feed it, Water it, and Love it.
Hate it.
Write a #1 single for it.
Pretend you see Jesus on it.
Sell it on eBay.
Buy it from yourself on eBay.
Tell your teacher it ate your homework.
Return it.


You are an intelligent man.
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#39
Quote by larryjohnson
Make it into a hat.
Play baseball with it.
Beat children with it.
Give it to someone for Christmas.
Beat old people with it.
Paddle a canoe in a circle with it.
Name a band after it.
Eat soup with it.
Make it into a sword.
Fight ninjas with it.
Become seaworthy with it.
Beat more children with it.
Have a javelining competition with it.
Play guitar with it.
Feed it, Water it, and Love it.
Hate it.
Write a #1 single for it.
Pretend you see Jesus on it.
Sell it on eBay.
Buy it from yourself on eBay.
Tell your teacher it ate your homework.
Return it.


*pictures canoe shaped xmas present sitting under tree*
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#40
rig a pickup on the paddle, but a lever at the top of the shaft, string it with a bass string and make yourself a kickass whamola
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