geetarguy13
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2007
1,869 IQ
#1
Awhile ago, I was talking with my parents and they said something about our ISP being able to see the pages we view on the internet. Now every time I look at porn I'm wondering if my parents will find out.

Am I being paranoid, or am I screwed?
convictionless
QQ more dood; QQ more.
Join date: Sep 2007
1,316 IQ
#2
lol an isp is a signature that they cant even access so unless your parents are computer geniuses they wont be able to know but i would suggest wiping your cookies and if they ask why there gone say idk maybe the computer erases it after a while, which they do
killedbyaspork
King of the bears
Join date: Apr 2007
168 IQ
#3
why would the be watching what you're looking at... I mean if thats true your parents could ask for records of it... but I doubt they would........... now you might be scaring people if they are watching if u go to 4chan or somthing
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armon77
Banned
Join date: Jun 2005
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#4
your ISP knows you look at beastiatly porn you freak.
Mando Banjo
UG Newbie
Join date: Nov 2007
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#5
its not like your gonna get in that much trouble for looking at porn.
We be burnin'
makuserusukotto
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Join date: Sep 2006
603 IQ
#6
Quote by convictionless
lol an isp is a signature that they cant even access so unless your parents are computer geniuses they wont be able to know but i would suggest wiping your cookies and if they ask why there gone say idk maybe the computer erases it after a while, which they do

no, ISP = Internet Service Provider
convictionless
QQ more dood; QQ more.
Join date: Sep 2007
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#8
Quote by makuserusukotto
no, ISP = Internet Service Provider

........ya your internet service provider provides a signature of your computer but i was too lazy to say that it was a internet service provider i just said it was like a signature, jeez
guitgrinder
Look! Over there!!!---->
Join date: Apr 2007
1,408 IQ
#9
just set a picture of some chick spreading her lips as your background and get it over with. You're dad will have a talk with you, buy you some magazines, and ground you for two weeks... then you'll have plenty of alone-sexy-time!

Either that, or he'll beat the **** out of you...
armon77
Banned
Join date: Jun 2005
308 IQ
#10
yeah man, just say "you guys need to chill out, at least im not gay"


no offence to my homosexual brethren
aradine
7 String Soldier
Join date: Oct 2007
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#11
i think they have records of what you access my friend got caught downloading movies by his ISP
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

munchinator
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Join date: Sep 2007
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#12
Quote by convictionless
........ya your internet service provider provides a signature of your computer but i was too lazy to say that it was a internet service provider i just said it was like a signature, jeez


Your IP address is the signature, your ISP is the company which provides your internet access.
It's extremely unlikely that a service provider would look into your history. If served a warrent (sp) they can divulge information on what you have been doing over the internet, however.
When you think of how many customers isp's like Cogeco or Rogers or something have, I highly doubt they sift through the billions of pages people have viewed, they see your porno, and then call your house to alert you that you have been watching porno.
Pliant
Banned
Join date: Aug 2007
117 IQ
#13
Quote by armon77
your ISP knows you look at beastiatly porn you freak.


Just give it a chance, man.
I es sleepy
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2005
369 IQ
#14
your isp knows everything you download
thats why you shouldnt torrent stuff very often becuase they can see what youve downloaded.
BME
Banned
Join date: Nov 2007
10 IQ
#15
Quote by Mando Banjo
its not like your gonna get in that much trouble for looking at porn.


Really. If I ever get around to having a son I'd hope he was jerking it to chicks.