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I just asked this girl what music she listens to on msn


She sed the usual **** (Paul McCartney, Paul Simon, Sean Paul, etc etc)

and when she asked me if I played an instrument, i obviously said I play guitar


she said she plays an instrument too so i sed "oh, really? what kind of instrument"

she replied "same as you a guitar"

I asked "yeah, whats your favourite guitar?"

and she said "Les Paul, you know the usual"

I said she was a ****ing idiot and just blocked her.

Anyone else got any similar stories ?
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#5
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mocking his thread and spelling


I like.

Oh, I though it was the same guy x(

Disregard my previous post.
I'm a communist. Really.
#7


Take a bow sir, you've done the Pit proud!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#11
And i just made myself look like even more of an idiot, well sir, The pit has spoken, i AM the weakest link.
#13
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*wipes Macca's tears*

All in fun, my friend.

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I might add that i play a les paul.
Me too.
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#15
Well I don't play a Les Paul, and I don't know many people named Paul either, so I guess I'm apauled too.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#17
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*wipes Macca's tears*

.

HAHAHAH! Yes finally i can i rip you off about bad grammar, when a word ends in an "s" the apostraphe just goes at the end like so "maccas'"
#18
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HAHAHAH! Yes finally i can i rip you off about bad grammar, when a word ends in an "s" the apostraphe just goes at the end like so "maccas'"


LOL.
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#19
Lol nice one SYK.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#20
Ahaha, u put da aphostrafee n da worng place, LOL!
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#22
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*excellent unmasked pic of Stanley Harvey Eisen deleted for brevity*
How the hell did I not think to add Paul Stanley?
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Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#24
Quote by maccas666
HAHAHAH! Yes finally i can i rip you off about bad grammar, when a word ends in an "s" the apostraphe just goes at the end like so "maccas'"
Dude, that was shay.

Completely shay.

Too-shay!
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Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#28
Quote by Minkaro
We could sit here all day discussing various famous Paul's in music.

And I just might.

Paul Gilbert

...I can't think of anymore
Paul Anka.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#30
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Paul Anka.


Yeah, there's him too.

Thing is, I pulled an all-nighter last night to get an essay done, so I'm sat here thinking

"Paul Merson...no he's a football bloke"

"Paul Barol...no he doesn't exist"
#31
Quote by Minkaro
We could sit here all day discussing various famous Paul's in music.

And I just might.

Paul Gilbert

...I can't think of anymore


Paul Rodgers.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#32


PAULine Fowler?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#35
Paul Muhaumabad?

African jazz trumpeteer, you wouldn't have heard of him...
#36
Paul Rodgers? Oh, hell yes. BadCo was one of my favourites.
Not bad with Queen, although he's no Freddie Mercury.

PAULine Fowler? I'll have to look her up. I have no clue.

We were struggling with a "B". Canadian Country singer: Paul Brandt
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#37
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Paul Rodgers? Oh, hell yes. BadCo was one of my favourites.
Not bad with Queen, although he's no Freddie Mercury.

PAULine Fowler? I'll have to look her up. I have no clue.

We were struggling with a "B". Canadian Country singer: Paul Brandt


You wont be impressed. In fact, it's pretty off topic at the minute, but it's nearly a Paul, so I thought what the hell!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#38
Quote by denizenz
How are you still breathing, let alone operating electronic equipment?

I have a machine that does it for me, it also wipes my ass.
#39
Quote by maccas666
I have a machine that does it for me, it also wipes my ass.


Swanky!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
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