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#1
A couple friends and I were having a conversation and trying to think to think of the funniest and most ridiculous out-of-context movie lines that one could say during (or in finishing) sex. Then we started to take bets on which ones we could say and get away with. Frankly, I could think of little better feeding ground than here.

Here's a few to start

"To infinity and beyond!"

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!"

"Goodbye, Mr. Bond!"

"You can be my wingman any time."

"I'm melting, meeeellllllting..."

"THIS IS SPARTA!"
Last edited by Delanoir at Nov 26, 2007,
#2
Han Solo "great shot kid that was one in a million"
Han Solo again " Ok kid, Let's blow this thing and go home"
James Bond with girl at end of a movie: Bond is asked a question as to why he's with the girl to which he relplies " You know me sir, keeping the British end up"

" I havent been ****ed like that since gradeschool " Fight Club probably cant say that one to just any girl.
#3
"Negative. It didn't go in."
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#5
Not a movie scene but i have to add this..

"they think it's all over...It is now!"

lol
#10
"The hobbits are coming to Isengard"
"Good...Let the hate flow through you"
"Looks like we're going to need a bigger boat"

Edit: Even better...

"Say hello to my little friend" and
"I'd like to play a game...."
Member of the Pit Ninjas

Quote by Diversity
i don't care how big the tits are as long as she'll let me lay a steamer on her chest.


Quote by Burpin'Worm

Famous people aren't the only ones who get away with collecting child porn you know, they haven't caught me yet.
Last edited by FenderStrat1337 at Nov 26, 2007,
#12
we all go a little mad sometimes
luke, i am your father
i see dead people
im gona jump on you like a spider monkey
#13
'schhhhwing'
Quote by .arkness:.
I did it in the church confession booth. i jizzed all over the mesh in an attempt to hit the priest.
#14
I'm the Juggernaut...BITCH
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#15
"I'm glad you're here with me, Sam"
Quote by Nightmare_xxx
to be honest, I thought they were awful. I mean some of the songs our drummer's written was better than their stuff.
#16
"So what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

From one of the Jaws ones.
Quote by Twist of fate
Aliens can invade us. Apparently you've never heard of pearl harbor


#19
"There can be only one highlander!!!!!!!"
“I used to be made fun of because I’d stay alone at home on weekends and play the guitar, but once I got good on the guitar, I got all the pussy I wanted"-EVH

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#20
Well, how about TV? Tttthat's allll folks!

Or from Rock Star

"I eat pussy. Loads of it"

oorr...

"T-t-t-t today junior!"
-limefan913

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Quote by The_lizard_king
Originally Posted by The_lizard_king
It really does relieve stress. I was pissed off for a week because I didn't jerk off, so if you quit it you will go mad.
I don't think that's the correct use of the phrase "going mad."
Last edited by limefan913 at Nov 26, 2007,
#21
You wanna play rough? Say hello to my little friend!
Shut the fuck up fat man!
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#23
"What the **** is going on?!"

- Saw

Quote by hadesdaman
"I'm glad you're here with me, Sam"


Brilliant.
High as tits
#25
"I'm your sister! I'm your sister!" - Joe Dirt? i couldn't think of a good one.
Quote by SchecterFreak
like i said..i feel like a dumass... oh!!! man you are refering to your abreviated name wow..i really feel stupid *blushes* god... sorry USHO.


man i feel like a **** now...
#27
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

"Houston... *crackle hiss* we have a problem..."

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"
#28
Quote by The Madcap
"I am your father!"

Best out of all of them so far...
Quote by fukyu1980
LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#29
i

Am

Beowulf
Quote by soccermom
The only epic thing about the bass forum is Pete Wentz penis. Its Epic. Epic penis.
BASS, MT, AND PIT JUNKIE


#30
this thread is full of lulz

Mr. French: In the future, I tell ya to do a thing, you ****ing do it, you got that?

Dignam: **** yourself, you piece of ****.

Dignam: Blow me, all right? But not literally, though. Unfortunately, there's no promotion involved for you.

Dignam: Hey, I forgot the password, but if you'd like to come down to the garage with me, I'd be happy to give it to you.

Madolyn: Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?

Oliver Queenan: Okay, kid. Let's do this. Come on, spread 'em.


^^all from The Departed, aka the best movie ever.
#34
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Quote by Banjocal
sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#37
*during gangbang, upon sighting other man's penis*

"That's not a knife! THIS is a knife!"
Quote by Nightmare_xxx
to be honest, I thought they were awful. I mean some of the songs our drummer's written was better than their stuff.
#39
"This isssss speeerrrmaaaaaaa!!!"
"Where the Beatles wanted to hold your hand, the Stones wanted to fuck your sister or daughter"

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