#1
..in every boy's life where they learn that Santa Claus isn't real. As hard as it may be, share your stories about how you found out.

For me, I was about 6 and I got a Nintendo 64. I noticed the KMart price tag still on the box. My parents tried to convince me that sometimes Santa ran out of time and had to go shopping, but I knew it was over

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#3
i just walked in my parents room all confident... "i knew it" with a proud smile on my face
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#4
I caught my dad eating the cookies my mom getting the presents out of the car. I didn't care either way to be honest...I got my guitar.
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#5
...are you trying to tell me that santa ISNT real.....
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#6
Santa bought me a PS2 and a bunch of games.

A few months later, i broke a game that Santa gave me and my dad was complaining about how much it costed him.
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#7
Me and my friends used our "Scientific" Reasoning in elementary school and decided that it would be physically impossible for a man too fly around the world in ONE NIGHT and deliver stuff.
#9
My parents always told me Santa was imaginary.

But Hanukkah Herschel on the other hand....he's the real deal.
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Me and my friends used our "Scientific" Reasoning in elementary school and decided that it would be physically impossible for a man too fly around the world in ONE NIGHT and deliver stuff.



Thats why Santa is magical. Duh.
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#13
...when i found my gifts in the closet a week b4 christmas....hah
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#14
my parents used fear to make me beleive...

i was told if i didn't beleive in santa then all i would get for christmas is(grammer???) socks and underwear.....
so i didn't stop till i was about 8 or 9

also, i read a book called "the science of christmas"
and it basicaly said what sanata would actualy look like and scientificaly explained everything that he would have to do in order to do was he does....

it also said that he would in fact NOT live in the north pole... he would live on a tropical island off the coast of africa all by himself, except for his reigndeer(sp?)
and that he would be fat because of his ancestors having a weight problem...
and him and rudolf would have rosy noses because of allergies to the tropical flowers
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#15
Youve got to be ****tin me..........
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#18
I was about 8 and I saw three boxes the size of a washing machine full of presents. Ever since then I throw all my gift wrap into the dryer after I open presents...

...and instead of leaving milk and cookies for santa I leave an anti-static cling cloth and a half cup of Tide to shoot it all down with.
#19
WHAT?! Next you're gonna tell me the Great Pumpkin isn't real either?? Way to ruin the holidays!

On topic, I don't think there was a specific event that made me stop believing, just a progressively growing doubt. So, no real heartbreak about that.
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#20
I'm sorry, I can't hear you correctly.

Did you just say santa....isn't REAL?

WHO. THE. FUCK. ARE. YOU.
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#22
I got a racing wheel controller for my N64 and it didn't work, and my Dad called the company. When they asked him to explain the problem, he said "I bought my son a ..."

I was all like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#24
overheard my mom yelling to my dad "diego go get the presents" being a little kid during christmas time was the best. it was so funny they'd put me and my siblings in a room and we'd hear my dad saying ho ho ho in a thick spanish accent and we'd think it was santa claus. it was funny how my dad would tell me about santa claus. we had no chimney so he'd say he had to enlist the help of postal workers.
#29
He IS real!
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#31
I'm pretty sure my older brother got cranky at me once and told me.
Or someone at school.
I can't really remember.
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#32
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you correctly.

Did you just say santa....isn't REAL?

WHO. THE. FUCK. ARE. YOU.




If I sigged people, you'd totally be one of 'em...

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#33
i was up all night anxious for the big fat man... then my dad pops his head in the room with a handful of wrapping paper and some gifts..

"yeah theyre asleep"

referring to my little bro and i.


... on a side note, when i was younger i woke up super early and ran to the tree and switched a toy of mine for one of my brothers (they were the same lil dog toy, i just wanted the bull dog)

my parents couldnt say sh|t cause the gifts were from santa. but my mom has said something the past two christmasesss(sp?) about it.
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Did you just say santa....isn't REAL?

WHO. THE. FUCK. ARE. YOU.

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#35
I loved believing in Santa. It made everything so magical. I think I found out when I was 10 and found my gifts.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
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#36
We are discussing this and how it relates to losing innocence. Anyways, I was like seven and I found teeth in my parents drawer. I then put two and two together.
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We are discussing this and how it relates to losing innocence. Anyways, I was like seven and I found teeth in my parents drawer. I then put two and two together.


Wait, what? Teeth?
#39
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We are discussing this and how it relates to losing innocence. Anyways, I was like seven and I found teeth in my parents drawer. I then put two and two together.


I lost my innocence when I was seven too...


...TO YOUR MOM
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.