#2
XD i love this
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#4
LMAO!!!OMFG...this ****s funny
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#6
That's great!
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!

Quote by Gunpowder
I know another racially insensitive scientific term. "Dark matter." Science, please! Dark people do matter!


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What is this.....sarcasm? Some form of french toast?
#9
The lulz are EPIC!!!

I loved that game.
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I love you, Muphin. You have great taste in music.

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Muphin > You

The Cooperation
#10
"i got balls of steeeel. balls of steeel. balls. balls.

balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls"


that was amazing.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#15
that... was... amazing
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol
#20
I thought this was going to be about pop punk.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#21
I'm gonna rip your head of and shit down your throat!

Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Megadeth
Reel Big Fish
Rush
Streetlight Manifesto

Gear:
Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

GAS:
Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
#22
I'll rip your head off and **** down your neck...
Note: Sorry if my grammar and/or vocabulary isn't very good, English is my 2nd language!

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you show me yours and I'll show you mine!


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#23
I don't even know what this thread is about. The first two avatars gave me 4 reasons to lose my train of thought.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#24
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lol at this one, reminds me of my friends brother
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwql6_RJ348&feature=related



That reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eRuipx1w0
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace