#1
Ok here goes.... I went to school tonight (community collage) and found a couple porno mags and a couple hardcore dvds under the back wheel of this truck. At first i thought someone left their books. I went over to look and had a good laugh because you dont find porn under someones tires. I went to class. During class i kept thinking about it .....hey im a pretty horny guy and a chance to entertain myself like this doest come up often. After class i went to my car and it was still there ( this way two hours later) I picked it up and put it under my seat. all of it. during the drive home i kinda started feeling dirty about it. I just stole nudity off the ground. when I got home i felt guilty and threw it away. I've looked at stuff like that before, but I just kind of drew the line right there. I thought to myself " what have i become?" I felt so immoral and wrong. The moral of this story is that although the carnal pleasures may feel good, how does it make you feel on the inside? I want your guy's opinions on weather i did the right thing. share your storys if you got any.
#2
You ever sucked **** for coke?
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#3
You're not a man anymore.
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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#4
my thoughts would consist of
''there are probably spermz on this book *doesnt touch*.''
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#9
you are more of a man than at least 3/4 of the pit. kudos for that.
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#10
haha dude iwould have done the same thing. one itme me and m yfriends found some porn and we took it but then we realized how dirty it is. like not sexually but maybe someone cumed right on it and dropped it on the woods and so we dumped it i think. i can't remember. but anyways ya, it just shows how much porn has affected your morals.
#12
Don't worry, you can just look that stuff up on the internet for free, and not have to worry about it being covered in someone else's man juice.
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#13
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You ever sucked **** for coke?

lmao what movie was that from, where the guy goes on stage and hes like im a addicted to marijuana and Bob Saget says have you ever sucked dick for coke? And this guy gets up and is like Boo this man!!!

...Half Baked. That scene is the best.
#14
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my thoughts would consist of
''there are probably spermz on this book *doesnt touch*.''


+1
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lmao what movie was that from, where the guy goes on stage and hes like im a addicted to marijuana and Bob Saget says have you ever sucked dick for coke? And this guy gets up and is like Boo this man!!!

...Half Baked. That scene is the best.


"BOO DIS MAN!" Haha, love it.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#16
that's pretty much stealing porn.
that seems pretty low!

and like has been stated, someone else's,
you probably don't want to touch!
#17
i find porn behind my work all the time. we pick it up with gloves and send it to people.

one time we found panties and sent them to our parts guy saying to give them back to his wife.

man i love the automotive industry
#18
Just think of how the guy who you stole it from feels, asshole.

Just kidding, free porn is still porn. And it's usually better because you didn't spend **** on it.
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#20
Yea I dont like the thought of picking up a random magazine and the pages are stuck together. I would of kept the DVD's though
#22
Yeah, thank God spermz don't clog up the interweb'z tubez.
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#23
You Threw Away free Porn?!?!?!?!?! What The Hell Is Wrong With You?
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#24
Haha if I voiced my opinion, I'd get flamed. So I'll keep it to myself unless you want to start a chat.
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#25
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It was your porno...wasn't it?
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#26
I probably wouldn't have picked them up in the first place.... mainly because I'd be paranoid that it would be a trap that the government had set for me.
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