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#1
No school for me today I have strep throat and a pretty high fever.

Sucky part is...I'm home alone until 4. Help me UG, what should I do?
#3
suck it up... I have a throat infection... and haven't slept more than 2 hours a night for the past 3 nights, but I still get up and come to work, I never even tell my parents i'm ill
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Congratulations,Non!You've earned the Deathscyth76 medal of "Nobody knows what the F*ck your talking about!

Quote by joel_grieve
yeah but you are non. nuff said.
#4
I'd suggest whining about it in the Pit.

Whilst whacking off...... in your mothers underwear drawer.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#5
Rest and get better?
*-)
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#10
Get some lube... socks.. and then afterwards maybe an apple pie... and the rest is history
#11
lcuky, im in a class at college with some of the biggest rejects the iow college has to offer. its doing my head in.
#12
Learn some music theory.
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#13
Quote by The_Paranoia
No school for me today I have strep throat and a pretty high fever.

Sucky part is...I'm home alone until 4. Help me UG, what should I do?


Same.
Only i havent stopped masturbating.
NOIZE
#14
Quote by alteredgod
Same.
Only i havent stopped masturbating.


One handed typing?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#17
wow.... is near enough everyone ill lately?
I'm Female! Get it right!


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Congratulations,Non!You've earned the Deathscyth76 medal of "Nobody knows what the F*ck your talking about!

Quote by joel_grieve
yeah but you are non. nuff said.
#19
Quote by alteredgod
No. two.
My sisters ill as well.


IncestWank?

One day, I may be able to elevate myself to such a level of greatness!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#21
The only reason I'm not at school is I threw up last night and my mom came in. I had a few exams and mid-term stuff today that I now have to get up even earlier to do. Much rather would of gone to school.
#22
Quote by The_Paranoia
The only reason I'm not at school is I threw up last night and my mom came in. I had a few exams and mid-term stuff today that I now have to get up even earlier to do. Much rather would of gone to school.


my parents never hear me throwing up... they have the attic bedroom... with a soundproof door lol
I'm Female! Get it right!


Quote by deathscyth76
Congratulations,Non!You've earned the Deathscyth76 medal of "Nobody knows what the F*ck your talking about!

Quote by joel_grieve
yeah but you are non. nuff said.
#23
Quote by metacarpi
IncestWank?

One day, I may be able to elevate myself to such a level of greatness!


Hell yeah.
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#26
Sleep, play video games, UG, loaf around, eat ramen noodles, listen to mellow music, guitar theory, homework if your mind's up to it.

CHILLAX!
#27
I'm a little sick but I've got to go to a class so I can write a test. I better start studying, I gotta leave in 2 hours...
#28
i've got uberfloo at the moment. everything is so achey.

By the way, uberfloo is most definetely the medical name for my illness.
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#29
Quote by slann101
last time i was thruw up i got kicked out of the venue by 7 bouncers.


and that's why you throw up OUTSIDE wherever you are if you're gonna at all
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Congratulations,Non!You've earned the Deathscyth76 medal of "Nobody knows what the F*ck your talking about!

Quote by joel_grieve
yeah but you are non. nuff said.
#30
Quote by Non
and that's why you throw up OUTSIDE wherever you are if you're gonna at all


it was unexpected dude. it was one of those were even 5 seconds before you couldnt see it coming. or feel it for that matter.
#31
Quote by slann101
it was unexpected dude. it was one of those were even 5 seconds before you couldnt see it coming. or feel it for that matter.


unlucky, I managed to throw up less than a minute before going into a gig and luckily the bouncers didn't see :P

and don't call me dude... I'm a girl and don't like it lol
I'm Female! Get it right!


Quote by deathscyth76
Congratulations,Non!You've earned the Deathscyth76 medal of "Nobody knows what the F*ck your talking about!

Quote by joel_grieve
yeah but you are non. nuff said.
#32
haha sorry. just with the genural population of ug being male, its a habit.

that was lucky. what gig was it?
#33
Quote by Non
unlucky, I managed to throw up less than a minute before going into a gig and luckily the bouncers didn't see :P

and don't call me dude... I'm a girl and don't like it lol



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#35
Quote by slann101
haha sorry. just with the genural population of ug being male, its a habit.

that was lucky. what gig was it?


but... my sig says I'm a girl! XD

and it was just an unsigned gig that my friends band was playing at
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Congratulations,Non!You've earned the Deathscyth76 medal of "Nobody knows what the F*ck your talking about!

Quote by joel_grieve
yeah but you are non. nuff said.
#36
oh thats cool. mine was alice cooper and motorhead. i mossed the last 15ins, but had a quite a random convo with some punks
#37
lol, all I learnt from that night was not to drink 2 big bottles of alcohol in 20 minutes and then stand up :P
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Quote by deathscyth76
Congratulations,Non!You've earned the Deathscyth76 medal of "Nobody knows what the F*ck your talking about!

Quote by joel_grieve
yeah but you are non. nuff said.
#38
oh ouch! i have not really had the opertunity to learn that yet.i realized i find my friends fish so much more interesting drunk tho. and not in that way.
#39
lmao

well it was like this:

*stand up*
me: i don't feel too good
*walk a few paces*
me: I'm gonna be sick *pukes all over*
*friend laughs at me*

=/ lol
I'm Female! Get it right!


Quote by deathscyth76
Congratulations,Non!You've earned the Deathscyth76 medal of "Nobody knows what the F*ck your talking about!

Quote by joel_grieve
yeah but you are non. nuff said.
#40
Quote by Non
lmao
me: I'm gonna be sick *pukes all over*
*friend laughs at me*
=/ lol


hang on, were you sick over the friend, or just near them?
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