#1
How would your perfect partner be like?

Both in looks and personality?

(EDIT)

Romantic relationship partner
Last edited by Våd Hamster at Nov 27, 2007,
#2
*Waits for picture of somebody's hand*
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#5
She would love sex.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#12
Quote by Dung


And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#14
Quote by ibryant0915
Sucks that my girlfriend is taken. She has some super horny friends though.

You should move over here... all the chicks love the penis.



I'll be there in 5 minutes.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#15
decent pair of boobs (<_< no I dont care for looks, but a decent pair of boobs is a plus ^_^)

love to laugh, love music, love me


basically the girl Ima be with once i ****ing ask her out xD
#16
Looks:



Personality? Chilled and laid back
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#17
Haven't these threads been done a million times before?

Oh well. I'd like to meet a chick that I can jam and party with.
#19
Quote by Archaon
Haven't these threads been done a million times before?

Oh well. I'd like to meet a chick that I can jam and party with.



Maybe, Search bar didn't come up with anything.
#21
Quote by Punkismygod
just someone who doesn't talk any crab behind my back


CRABS TALK??!?!?!!

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#24
Quote by sock_demon




Either one is fine, though both would be even better


+1

JESUS +1

Dear lord!

Who is that?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#26
Quote by backupbass1
a girl that will mosh with me.


that would very good.

and will help you home when your slightly out of it after a gig
#27
Quote by metacarpi
+1

JESUS +1

Dear lord!

Who is that?



Leah Dizon, google her and get a USB key to save all the images on, I did
hue
#28
Quote by sock_demon
Leah Dizon, google her and get a USB key to save all the images on, I did


Have you ever f**ked an Asian?
#29
Quote by Dung
Have you ever f**ked an Asian?


Yes thanks.

And Leah Dizon eh?

*Writes it down*
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#31
Quote by metacarpi
Yes thanks.

And Leah Dizon eh?

*Writes it down*


Doing Karate doesn't mean you've f**ked an Asian.
#32
Quote by Dung
Doing Karate doesn't mean you've f**ked an Asian.


I never said it did?

And I don't do Karate?

Therefore, you fail. Twice in one post!

Bravo!

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#34
Quote by Archaon
Haven't these threads been done a million times before?

Oh well. I'd like to meet a chick that I can jam and party with.

ha i so found that

shes cute too

shes also my friends girlfriend
Quote by Kensai
Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#35
Quote by metacarpi
I never said it did?

And I don't do Karate?

Therefore, you fail. Twice in one post!

Bravo!



You fail at punctuation. Too many chops to the head methinks.
#36
Someone who wears boots, is sexy, and plays country music. Isn't a cannibal and would drive a truck. With moderate intelligence.
#37
same kind of sense of humour and music tastes that I have, I don't care if she would not be so smart just as long she wasn't an idiot, nice person overall, not overreactive or whiny, sporty. Looks aren't that important but doesn't hurt ( no fatties ty ). Above all not some mind gamers, you know