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#1
I was talking to an old high school friend the other day, and she reminded me of the time I once ate an A4 sheet of paper for $2. Worst part was, it had been printed on already and the ink got all around my mouth.

So fellow pit-dwellers, what's the strangest or grossest thing you have eaten, or seen somebody else eat?

EDIT: Post pics if possible!
45 days without my precious UG...
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Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
Last edited by Schnitzel_Man at Nov 27, 2007,
#3
Pussy.
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#4
We had an eating contest at a friends birthday
it was all weird food though

urchin, pig foot, grape leaves (lol), fish eye, weird powdery liver stuff, other stuff
I lucked out and got the chalky liver and a nutra-grain bar (lol)
(it was a random draft)
do NOT drink rootbeer with chalky liver
I puked

but like 10 minutes after the contest
we won like idk $20 each or something
it was great
#5
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Pussy.



How is that strange?
Oppression, quiet and Repressed
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#6
I think I bit the head off a cockroach once. To be fair, I was very young and kinda sleep-walking.
#7
Balut...

I'm surprised I'm alive.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#8
Quote by freshtunes
Pussy.


Hehe. Not so strange though, many people have done that, including me.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#9
I was in lunch at school and we got a kid to eat a habanero pepper filled with "spontaneous combustion" hot sauce, boiled down tobasco, and a blob of wasbi. he threw up 3 times and had a stomach ulcer.

it was freakin hilarious.
#10
Another time I ate a Witchety Grub. It was raw, and I'm pretty sure the Aborigines cook them...
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#12
bagel w/ cream cheese and bbq chips in the middle.
best food i've ever tried.
OMG...i'm a girl.


GOO INDIGO TEAM!

X
#13
Quote by metaldud536
She was dead, or under the age of 2 months.
What are you talking about?! That's the best kind!
#14
Eew, gross paedo jokes.

Cream cheese and bbq chip bagel sounds nice. I like weird food combos like that.
Doritos with cream cheese and tomato sauce is also nice.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#15
I once ate a search bar.

But more importantly, I ate a wasp once.
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#17
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I once ate a search bar.

But more importantly, I ate a wasp once.


Hilarious.

The wasp thing is cool though.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#18
when i was a lil' baby, i probably ate an ant or two. babies put anything in their mouths.

as for now? i ate this weird grape ketchup that i didnt like very much.

Jack my swag
Last edited by gopherthegreat at Nov 27, 2007,
#20
Quote by gopherthegreat
when i was a lil' baby, i probably ate an ant or two. babies put anything in their mouths.


When the hell did I get sigged?
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#23
Panda? Madness.

Speaking of random meats, I eat a lot of Kangaroos. Quite the norm for me actually.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#25
Quote by gopherthegreat
just today, actually


Kickass.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#26
Quote by lazymusicguy
i cant eat kangaroos anymore without feeling like im insulting steve irwin


Really? I thought not eating stingrays would be more fitting.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#28
Bahah. Stingrays do actually taste pretty good. I've eaten them.

Emu is good too.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#29
Quote by lazymusicguy
i cant eat kangaroos anymore without feeling like im insulting steve irwin


Yeah, I can relate. I feel bad for Kurt Cobain everytime I eat pussy. That shit killed him ya know?
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#30
frog legs?

EDIT: Actually once I poured some bleu cheese on a futon and ate it.

PS

How did that kill Kurt Cobain? Did it like eat him whole or something?

Talk about making an exit!
Last edited by neptune1988 at Nov 27, 2007,
#32
Quote by lordofthefood1
We had an eating contest at a friends birthday
it was all weird food though

urchin, pig foot, grape leaves (lol), fish eye, weird powdery liver stuff, other stuff
I lucked out and got the chalky liver and a nutra-grain bar (lol)
(it was a random draft)
do NOT drink rootbeer with chalky liver
I puked

but like 10 minutes after the contest
we won like idk $20 each or something
it was great

So, you broke even then?
#33
Quote by spinalshred
I was in lunch at school and we got a kid to eat a habanero pepper filled with "spontaneous combustion" hot sauce, boiled down tobasco, and a blob of wasbi. he threw up 3 times and had a stomach ulcer.

it was freakin hilarious.

I lol'd hard.

I drank fanta once


True story.
UNLEASH THE FOCKING BURGERS
#35
Quote by Schnitzel_Man
Hehe. Not so strange though, many people have done that, including me.


Sure, brag to your interweb friendz about teh great secks you've had.

pics or it never happened.
#36
Quote by killadelphia222
Sure, brag to your interweb friendz about teh great secks you've had.

pics or it never happened.


No pics. If you're really that desperate, I can probably do it tonight and take some if you like. But I can't guarantee that she'll like that much.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#37
A dough nut on the ground in front of a venue my band played at. It had been rained on, was hard and full of ants, and mostly hollow. Didn't taste much different than a normal dough nut, tbh.
We're only strays.
#38
Quote by Martyr's Prayer
A dough nut on the ground in front of a venue my band played at. It had been rained on, was hard and full of ants, and mostly hollow. Didn't taste much different than a normal dough nut, tbh.

Dude, that is gross.

I once ate some rice from a random table in an Indian restaurant to piss-off and embarrass my ex-GF. She was cheating at the time, which I knew about. Every tiny bit of revenge is oh-so-sweet....
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#39
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#40
Quote by Schnitzel_Man
Dude, that is gross.

I once ate some rice from a random table in an Indian restaurant to piss-off and embarrass my ex-GF. She was cheating at the time, which I knew about. Every tiny bit of revenge is oh-so-sweet....


Yeah I got 100 metal points for it.
We're only strays.
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