#1
About half an hour ago i was about to go to the toilet to spring a leak anyway just before i make it to the toilet the phone rings i answer, its some Asian dude called Nathan, from a phone company, i told him to F*** off as i was trying to take a piss, i hang up and put the phone in my pocket.

I go to the toilet to take my leak when im having my leak i phone goes off in my pocket, i answer, before i say anything he says how is your piss going then says my name, i tell him to F*** off again and hang up.

By then I've finished on the toilet and gone back to the Xbox for a bit, the phone rings again i answer, Again this "Nathan" fellow talks this time he says I've F***ed off all over the place, then says my name again, its everywhere i then hang up with out saying a thing.

10 Minutes later the phone rings again its the same person he says he knows everything about me. I then tell him to F**k off or im calling the cops and i hang up.

The phone hasnt rang again yet but damn telemarketers are scary
#4
I would do that if I was a telemarketer...
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#5
congratulations, you're an idiot. you got prank called douche.
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I would do that if I was a telemarketer...


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#8
Hmm... let's ponder the situation...

A guy named "Nathan", an Asian apparently, calls you... multiple times... and refers to what you were doing... without EVER mentioning anything about a business... knows things about you...

Yeah, dude. Telemarketer. Those ****ers!

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#9
Im sure it WASNT a prank call cause i dont know a SINGLE asian person(not being racist or anything but i just dont know any),Only asian telemarketers would know anything about me. He also tried asking me something about a deal before i told him to F*** off the first time around, i think he may have had enough of abuse from people and decided it was time to hand some back, he mentioned the business but i wasnt paying attention
#10
The thing is, telemarketers are people too. I very much doubt than any of them actually enjoy sitting around calling strangers all day, trying to sell crap that they know nobody wants. I don't ever get telemarketer calls, I only get spam text messages, but if I ever get a call I'm gonna try and lighten up the persons day, rather than bust on them for working a ****ty job.

EDIT: Meant to put this in the other telemarketing thread.
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#11
What was the telemarketer trying to sell you?

A few nights ago though one called and it really infuriated me, so i pulled the phone away from my mouth a bit and screamed 'THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA' as loud as i could into the phone then hung up
#12
I do not know any asian named Nathan...
But if i get another call from an indian asking if i want a free holiday but i have to join their platinum membership again... im gonna be so pissd off