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#1
so yeah,
Not had an erection since Friday (5 days) and i get a regular pain in my left ball. also burning pain when pissing (not frequent). And before you start saying "OMG YOO HAS AIDS LOLS" i am a virgin =( so the burning isn't an std.
Advice please?
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#4
Maybe you have a blockage in your urethra, go see a doctor, he/she will know what to do about it.
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#5
yeast infection.

heh.
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#7
this reminds me of a band i used to be in... the burning urethras
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#9
Completely normal. Do nothing about it and tell no one.

If your penis shrinks and falls off, that just means you're a winner.
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#10
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#12
I got hit in the balls 16 times, and had a pain in my left ball.

After 2 months, it stopped.
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#14
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Maybe you have a blockage in your urethra, go see a doctor, he/she will know what to do about it.

Don't listen to him, TS. The Pit knows much better than a doctor what you should do about your broken penis.
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#15
Ouch feel sorry for you bro.

type the whole lot in google. and see what you find out.


Good luck

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#17
Virgin, Eh?

Too much Internet porn, you obviously caught e-AIDS.


Seriously, though... Go to a Doctor?

Why do people come to The Pit with problems like these? Isn't that one of the last things you should be doing?
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#18
search for nakes pics of angelina jolie... if u dont get an erection... then ur screwed
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#19
see a doctor, immediately.

could be a whole range of things, which you really don't want us to go into detail about.
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#20
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Virgin, Eh?

Too much Internet porn, you obviously caught e-AIDS.


Seriously, though... Go to a Doctor?

Why do people come to The Pit with problems like these? Isn't that one of the last things you should be doing?



because its the pit.
#21
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search for nakes pics of angelina jolie... if u dont get an erection... then ur screwed



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#22
^^^ searched angelina jolie and yep i'm broken ok.
omg just saw thread of the child complaining he gets too many erections. that makes me feel so much better. why can't i have that problem :/
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#23
First of all, why the hell are you asking us??

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And before you start saying "OMG YOO HAS AIDS LOLS" i am a virgin =( so the burning isn't an std.
Advice please?


You can get some STDs (well maybe not full STDs) from using such things as public toilets. Herpes, gonorreah and fungus are a few which can be transferred from one person to another via the toilet(seat). If you put your wiener down in the bowl to piss when you take a dump, and putting nothing inbetween (like som tissue), there's a chance you can contract something if the guy before you did the same, and he was infected.
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#25
Do what every guy that has a penis problem does: nothing. The sting of embarrassment outweighs the relief of medical treatment.

and LOL

sorry
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#26
angelina jolie isn't that hot

try...
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#27
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^^^ searched angelina jolie and yep i'm broken ok.
omg just saw thread of the child complaining he gets too many erections. that makes me feel so much better. why can't i have that problem :/


maybee you're gay? i mean you're still a virgin.. look up some guy pr0n, if none of thoose get it "working", animals, goats preferably?


good luck.
#28
Does anybody ever consider searching their symptoms on google as opposed to coming to a forum full of untrained musician-types?

It works a lot better, and quite frankly, I couldn't give a **** about your erection schedule.
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#29
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Do what every guy that has a penis problem does: nothing. The sting of embarrassment outweighs the relief of medical treatment.



lol. So true.
#30
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Does anybody ever consider searching their symptoms on google as opposed to coming to a forum full of untrained musician-types?

It works a lot better, and quite frankly, I couldn't give a **** about your erection schedule.

I give ****s about every UGer's erection schedule. Speaking of which, you're conspicuously missing from this list...c'mere you...
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#31
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Completely normal. Do nothing about it and tell no one.

If your penis shrinks and falls off, that just means you're a winner.

#32
If this fairly attractive woman doesn't do anything for you then, god help you.
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#33
Aww.

I was expecting an epic story of how you were doing some girl on a stool and she fell off, but you were left standing and your penis snapped.

Ah well.
#34
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If this fairly attractive woman doesn't do anything for you then, god help you.


Erection.. too.. strong..
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#36
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If this fairly attractive woman doesn't do anything for you then, god help you.



I CAME!

#39
yeah i'm gonna go see a doctor. I decided i would come on here to see if there are any cures or w/e for it but seeing as you don't know i might as well be embarrased and have a man fondle with mah balls. (in a strictly hetrosexual mannor)
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#40
Cut it off.

The burning will stop...
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