#1
And I'm spending it writing 3 papers, and the plans to go to Applebee's with a few people tonight fell through. Ah well, birthdays start sucking as you get older.
Self-pity aside, wish me a happy birthday, you dicktards!
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#5
The smallest constant?? You shouldn't have.

What I really want is an interrobang...

WHABAM


Is that a frog or a toad?
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#6
So what did you actually get?
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#8
Happy birthday you slob! I got you the saddest blobfish I could find:

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#9
$150 gift card to GC (thinking about the Epi Valve Junior half stack), The Office Season 2 on DVD, and lotsa spaghetti...I mean money.

/youtube poop reference

Edit- Kensai, you charmer...how'd you know?
Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#11
Quote by _Mayday_
Here's an old picture of us.


That night was wild.

Oh Mayday, being your whorish self AS USUAL. By the way, did you ever get that bottle cap out of your anus? Because Jerry wants it back.
Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#13
Quote by wiggyisgreat
*ahem* Do you not like my bullfrog...

Of course, my horse always told me to never look a gift mother in the mouth.

Uh...
Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#16
Quote by Bennetts_strat
I got you the most awesome ukelele in all the land.


::tears of happiness::
Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~