#1
someone had a kid and brought them up the right way and everything just like the rest of us except for one thing you taught them that a dog was called a tree and you called trees dogs i wonder how somehting that small could affect them throughout theyre life?????? any thoughts....
#4
OK?
I think someone would eventually correct them.
I always thought it would suck to be color blind.
#6
they would start having arguments with their teachers and friends

"what sound does a dog make, jimmy?"
"THEY DONT FUCKIN MAKE ANY SOUND!"
#8
This guy taught his kids black was white and white was black. ****ed em' up pretty bad.
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#10
I don't know, a lot of kids grew up calling Condoleeza Rice a Black woman!

(she's in fact a white man)
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#14
^^^not true they could be home schooled
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#15
Quote by Blktiger0
At the age of five, they would go to this thing called SCHOOL and be taught that a tree was a tree, and a dog was a dog. I KNOW------- it seems crazy, but it could happen!


Homeschool?

Still, no effects on the kid other than at some point in their life, someone would have to break it to them that a tree is a tree and a dog is a dog.
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#16
Quote by huevomax
OK?
I think someone would eventually correct them.
I always thought it would suck to be color blind.

I'm colourblind. Not that I don't see colours, but it can be annoying sometimes. For example in art class or geography. Last week with history, my teacher was telling "This pink area, was where he already was and the gray area is what he conquered later", it was all one colour to me.
#17
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I don't know, a lot of kids grew up calling Condoleeza Rice a Black woman!

(she's in fact a white man)

Just like Barack Obama, apart from people think he's a black man, when he is, in fact, white.
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#18
unlkess theyre was a case where a dog had bitten them and had rabies or was a threat to the nieghborhood and when the kid was crying saying the tree bit me, the tree bit me....imagaine the look on everyones face
#19
haha my dad told a child of a friend of his that a dog was calld horse(the kid was just starting to speak) and after some time they wher out dirving and the kid goes "look mom A HORSE" at a labrador they just pased...it took months to convince him that it was calld dog and not horse
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#21
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I'm colourblind. Not that I don't see colours, but it can be annoying sometimes. For example in art class or geography. Last week with history, my teacher was telling "This pink area, was where he already was and the gray area is what he conquered later", it was all one colour to me.


That's what I always thought. What colors can you see? Is it like the primary colors only or something?
#22
Quote by huevomax
That's what I always thought. What colors can you see? Is it like the primary colors only or something?


Depends on what type of colourblindness it is.
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#23
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That's what I always thought. What colors can you see? Is it like the primary colors only or something?


How are they supposed to know?!?!?
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#24
is it true thats why the colors on emergency vehicles are the colors they are becuase even if your colorblind you can see those colors...
#25
What if someone brought up a kid in the Pit. How perverted and sick he/she/it would be.
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What if someone brought up a kid in the Pit. How perverted and sick he/she/it would be.


Insanely.
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#28
My head exploded when I read that dumbass question. I am only typing this because the random spastic-like movements of decapitation allow me to do so. I hate everyone who has posted in this thread. (:|)
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#29
that could probably be the most creative thing ive heard in a while that is so sig quality LOL