Poll: Orgasms!
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Every Ten Seconds?
21 37%
Every Ten Years?
36 63%
Voters: 57.
#1
Would you rather orgasm every 10 seconds or every 10 years?
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#2
Years. Imagine all that tension built up. I could sink Noah's ark with my immense ejaculation.
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#3
I'd rather orgasm when I have sex...

Probably every 10 years then...
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#4
if it was every 10 seconds, you would never get anything done

you would eventually starve to death
#5
Quote by Muphin
Years. Imagine all that tension built up. I could sink Noah's ark with my immense ejaculation.


Such powerful imagery in such futile subject matter....
#6
Why the hell would you want to know this...


....ten seconds.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#7
You'd have to wear a sperm diaper or something if it was every 10 seconds.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#9
if you did it every ten years then it could be like a celebration... like it's finally that day when you get to cum and everybody crowds around you and your penis and watches the magic happen.


5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Happy cum d- OW, MY F***ING EYE!
#10
10 years, imagine what a god I'd be in bed I've always had a thing for damn near killing bitches with my penis.
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#11
I have a theory.

If you could only cum once every ten years, would your balls swell up? I believe they would. This leads me to deduce we will eventually evolve into an elite species of human-hamsters. Think about it, they have huge balls for their size.

You know it makes sense.
#12
this is a funny question. 10 years would make you go crazy and every 10 seconds is an even bigger pain in the ass. Try falling asleep when you're having freaking orgasms every ten seconds. There is no way you can keep a straight face about anything. So... 10 years.
#13
hahaha i like fate of minds thinking...
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#14
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Why the hell would you want to know this...

Because I jack off to UG's opinions at night...duh.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#15
every 10 seconds would be way too messy and bothersome
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#16
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I'd rather orgasm when I have sex...

Probably every 10 years then...

rofl
#17
ever beat off like 10 times in one day? not me, but a friend has and says you just eventually stop ejaculating fluid, so every 10 seconds after a few times you would stop cumming and just feel REALLY good all the time

10 seconds ftw
#18
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I have a theory.

If you could only cum once every ten years, would your balls swell up? I believe they would. This leads me to deduce we will eventually evolve into an elite species of human-hamsters. Think about it, they have huge balls for their size.

You know it makes sense.


Sperm die in your testicles. And they're remade. Something like 100 million a minute or so.
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#20
On impulse, I first voted 10 seconds.... but you know...

After thinking about it, every 10 years would save you a hell of a lot of worry about pregnancy. And you would be like an olympian god in bed. Women would worship you. And when that ten year mark came around,

yeah.
#21
Well... if it was every 10 seconds, I'd never get a job, any friends, and I would be virtually incapacitated. Plus, after a 5 or 6 times, you'd be in terrible pain.

I picked 10 years- summink to look forward to.
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#22
What the hell kinda thread is this...10 years.
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#23
10 seconds would get boring after the 12th time you orgasim; which is 2 minutes, then you would get pissed off because you can't get to sleep, you would lose all your friends and wouldn't be able to cope with a job or school limiting your social skills, sending you into spiralling depression, you would have nothing else to lose because you're homeless so you decide to commit suicide... 10 years wouldn't be too bad though.
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#24
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And when that ten year mark came around,

yeah.

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<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#25
The 10 year thing wouldn't work, because you'd have 10 years for everything to build up, you plan the evening out perfectly, you have everything worked out, but on the way out to the car a gust of wind would make you cum.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#27
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10 seconds, only so I can put out fires on command. I'd be praised for my mighty penis.

Are you willing to go that close to fires with your penis?
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#28
I really wouldn't concentrate if it were to happen every 10 seconds. Also, dinner with parents would be a tad embarassing...

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#29
10 years.
no contest.

8640 times a day would be annoying, painful, and possibly bloody.
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