#1
Why the hell is it than whenever I get a girlfriend, girls start liking me???!?!?!?!?!

Seriously, whenever I'm single it's always seems like I become less attractive, what the HELL?

It's so annoying, cos I'd really welcome some casual fun when I'm single, then it seems none is forthcoming, and I get a gf. THEN there's girls asking for fun.

Sorry I needed to get that one off my chest.

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#2
I bet I have a bigger penis than you.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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#3
I get the same thing.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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#5
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I bet I have a bigger penis than you.

Ha!
Maybe it's your confidence or coincidence.
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#6
Girls are jealous, and when they see that a guy is taken they figure that there must be something worth having about him. Also, it would boost their egos immensely for them to steal a man from another woman.
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Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

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#7
Quote by rorythefaggot
I bet I have a bigger penis than you.

24 inches. Beat that.
Actually don't that's my job.
#8
Maybe it's because when you have a g/f your not trying to impress other girls so your more easy going and confident around them and they like you more.
#11
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24 inches. Beat that.

I was only bluffing. It's very, very small.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#12
it's because you're preselected. If you're with a girl it means you're obviously a great guy (from a girl's subconcious point of view)

If you put a stuffed female hamster next to a male hamster he well get more laid then without it, true story.
#13
its not real. its all in your head. you just think they like you because your now looking for a better girlfriend than the one you currentely have. or youre more scared of cheating and you take small detail and twist it to seem like they like you.
#15
Ive had 4 freshmen and 2 senoirs like me this year. Didnt go out with one of em Im into the music this year and one is a really good friend and im playing guitar in her songs and i dont want stuff awekward so that will have to wait.
#17
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I bet I have a bigger penis than you.



I, too, have an extremely large penis.
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#18
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Girlfriends the ultimate chick magnets.

+1. When I was going out my ex like 5 girls came out and said they like me. I was like wtf I have a girlfriend now. That happens to me every time.
#19
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I, too, is an extremely large penis.

We knew that.
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#21
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Girls are jealous, and when they see that a guy is taken they figure that there must be something worth having about him. Also, it would boost their egos immensely for them to steal a man from another woman.


Basically your social status is heightened.

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Ive had 4 freshmen and 2 senoirs like me this year. Didnt go out with one of em Im into the music this year and one is a really good friend and im playing guitar in her songs and i dont want stuff awekward so that will have to wait.


Really, because it seems to me that you're pretty gay.

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#22
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Girlfriends the ultimate chick magnets.


that is the truest thing i have ever heard.
#23
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I, too, have an extremely large penis.

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#24
Gah yeah I remember reading about it somewhere......it sucks.
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to be honest, I thought they were awful. I mean some of the songs our drummer's written was better than their stuff.
#25
that **** always happens.

i have a gf now..

and all the other girls i used to like like me too.


but i love my gf so its all good. XD
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#26
You might as well cheat on her...
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#27
I wish somebody would like me
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#28
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I, too, have an extremely large penis.



that can't be true, since you are Canadian, and every body knows that Canadians are pussys.
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#30
Its true, I have never had so much attention from the ladies in my life as when Ive been dating someone else.

And its not in my head at all.
Having people youve never met just walk up and kiss you, or having 2 girls sat on your knee trying to pull you and each other, or being invited into 3somes, all with people you dont know (and who dont know if youve got a girlfriend or not) CAN NOT be psychological.

Its just the cosmos having a massive laugh at your expense.


By the way, as one is a good boy, one declined all above opportunities of infidelity.
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