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#1
Oooooops!

My little brother who is 14 asked me for some good porn sites.

So naturally being his bigger older more mature brother listed them...


The only god damn catch is that it was my mum on his MSN account



Caught red handed.

I am NOT going home for a while.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#3
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#5
Say that it was her telling the pornsites to herself.

She'll never know the difference...
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I killed your face.


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#8
If your mother pretends to be your little brother and asks for porn sites over IM systems someone needs to have a word with her.

But don't worry too much. I don't know your mother, but if she's any sort of reasonable woman (which she doesn't, to be honest) then she'll realise that guys your age look at porn.

Every one of you.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#9


There's something to remember for the future. You may have just saved my future ass.

How'd the guitar thing go btw? There's probably still the thread on it but I'm just on. I'm guessing you didn't go since you're home now...

Edit: nevermind, found it....
Last edited by bequickorbedead at Nov 29, 2007,
#11
Quote by CowsWithGuns
And the facade of heterosexualism in the punk and ska forum came crashing down like a fat girl falling off a balcony...
#12
Yeah sure, that's why she asked for the porn sites.
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Last edited by kidsilcon at Nov 29, 2007,
#13
More like caught white handed


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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

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#15
Oh god what if she tells dad!

Im mega screwed.

She thinks Im corrupting my little brother.

I put my phone on silent and I aint answering.

I might be 21 but Im scared of my mother still
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#16


Oh you got owned to the highest degree. Just say it was your friend on your MSN account or something?

EDIT: Hang on a sec, could you not tell the difference between the writing styles of your younger brother and your mum?
#17
Quote by Guitardude19
Oh god what if she tells dad!

Im mega screwed.

She thinks Im corrupting my little brother.

I put my phone on silent and I aint answering.

I might be 21 but Im scared of my mother still

...Wait a minute.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#18
hahah wow... that sucks dood...
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#20
Maybe it was just your mother asking for some good porn sites.


Should have sent meatspin.
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#21
Your mom is insane. What she did was just downright mean. You should break some stuff.
#23
Quote by Dinkydaisy
If your mother pretends to be your little brother and asks for porn sites over IM systems someone needs to have a word with her.

But don't worry too much. I don't know your mother, but if she's any sort of reasonable woman (which she doesn't, to be honest) then she'll realise that guys your age look at porn.

Every one of you.



agreed....

oh and lmao..owned!
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(I'm not gay)
#24
Quote by MentalityBand
You is pwnd.

Kill her.


I'm lucky I don't have a mum.

Yes, you're the real winner.
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#29
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Five ways to kill someone

Number 1.

Number 2.

Number 3.

Number 4.

Number 5.
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#30
that sucks dude
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i could see that being liek a sign at an entrace to a theme park ,"remember to always be safe dont litter and remember to have a nice day in my pants!"

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#33
Quote by AcsticRckr89
just say that its fun to look at porn.. lol

that made me laugh
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Number 4.

Number 5.
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#34
Quote by garden of grey
This.


Honestly, parents who think that their 17 year old kid never looks at porn and they can stop him is ridiculous. Christian extremists perchance TS?



No, she thinks Im teaching him to objectify women when Im clearly not and I dont and she just doesnt get it.

Everyone looks at porn .... Its not disgusting, its an art form.

.... I do come from an islamic background though.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#37
damn dude, that sucks.
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#38
In my defence, my "brother" signs on and says

"Ib, I need a good porn site."

and I linked him without thinking.

DAMN IT WOMAN! WHY MUST YOU OUT SMART ME!?
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#39
Quote by tyronelab
Wow. That is funny. How did u not notice the correct spelling?

You also call yourself a UGer? I'd have expected you to suggest 2girls1cup. TBH that would have had a worse ending but been greater story.

Not every teenager has terrible spelling...
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#40
Quote by Guitardude19
Oooooops!

My little brother who is 14 asked me for some good porn sites.

So naturally being his bigger older more mature brother listed them...


The only god damn catch is that it was my mum on his MSN account



Caught red handed.

I am NOT going home for a while.
Go home and visit 'dude!

It's a good thing it was your flat-mate, not you who was on your MSN account, talking to your brother mother.
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