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#43
Quote by InsantKarma94
How is that the best? that's saying that you have a 1/4 inch dick, that's a bad thing. . .


Yes, but it's the hilarity that counts.
#44
Will you adjust my truss rod?
I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

GEAR:
Boss ME-50
Silvertone Paul Stanley Apocalypse (modded)
Squier Affinity Strat (modded)
Italia Modulo 2
Fender Front 15G
#46
I'm surprised no one has said it yet...

I broke a G string while fingering A minor
Failure is a far greater teacher than success.
Unified

Gear:
Schecter C-1
Peavey Classic 30
Roland Cube 30
DD-3
Ibanez WD-7
Voodoo Labs Sparkle Drive
#47
Quote by Phax
I'm surprised no one has said it yet...

I broke a G string while fingering A minor



Probably because it's a pedophile joke, not a pickup line
\,,/_[><]_\,,/
#48
oops, I totally forgot the topic was pick-up lines haha.

My bad :P
Failure is a far greater teacher than success.
Unified

Gear:
Schecter C-1
Peavey Classic 30
Roland Cube 30
DD-3
Ibanez WD-7
Voodoo Labs Sparkle Drive
#49
Quote by RentACar
I can play "This aint' a scene, it's an arms race" on my guitar


/Gets tang



it'd probably work too!
#50
Quote by RentACar
I can play "This aint' a scene, it's an arms race" on my guitar

Br00tal.


Hey baby, I can bang you harder than I bang my drums.
/fail
#51
You're just like Eruption...I'd tap that.
"Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. I mean, after all, it's the thing that makes America great." - Frank Zappa while on the Arsenio Hall Show

Quote by vintage x metal
On a side note, TS, love the username. I'd kill to be under you.
#54
pickups lines are gay, i just steal my bassist's amp and his bass(he'll never notice) and make the girl sit on and play a freaking low F #
#58
Leave it to the classical guy to kill the thread.

Wanna ****? I mean... I play bass.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

BEDBUGS
#61
^kinky
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#62
If I plug into your Big Muff Pi will it give a nice tone?
Co-Founder of the Puttsecks Group

Listen to my Lux Aeterna remix and other random songs! Comments?

Quote by ShelbyLynn
vicd08, your avatar is suckin up my life, and stealing my thoughts...

Quote by HanPlaysBass
I just want to say that your avatar is simply the best thing in creation.
#63
Would you like to finger my fretboard?

Come on baby, I'm a drummer....we'd make a good rhythm section!

I've got a big drumstick......wanna let me bang your drum?
#65
Dude, thread's 9 years old, Only one name that still posts there that I know of
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#67
girl, you're like a beautiful violin

obsolete because we now play it on the computer

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#68
Are you a german bassoon?


cuz you're a fucking fagott
Quote by EndTheRapture51
hard sciences don't have correct and incorrect answers actually
#69
Quote by StewieSwan
Are you a german bassoon?


cuz you're a fucking fagott


lmao
My God, it's full of stars!
#70
you can expect the same feeling from my hands as my guitar


disappointment
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#71
Quote by StewieSwan
Are you a german bassoon?


cuz you're a fucking fagott
FUCKIN /////////THREAD

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
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