#1
Yea, genes lead to some crappy situations.

Check this, I'm trying to grow my hair somewhat long. However, there's a little problem. My mom has thin hair, and my dad has a receding hair line, so in turn I inherited both. In short, this sucks.


Anyone else have "gene problems"?
#2
Sadlly i do, i wish i had straight hair, but no, my family has curly hair, really curly, it ends up looking like a fro...
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awww... look at the ugly kid cry.....


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I inherited nice, thick, flowing hair.

Be jealous.


same but its really curly and i dont like it really curly
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im really really skinny
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My hair grows inches every month, it is thick, blonde, and healthy. Be jealous.
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#13
wow, someone is extremely misinformed.

for receding hair to be passed on, it comes from the mothers side of the family. so look at ur mum's bothers, or ur grandma's brothers if possible to see if its likely to happen to u.

if u have problems with ur genes, the only way around it is by sitting on top of a microwave while getting xrays done inside of a nuclear reactor.
#15
i have like no body hair and my muscles are naturally small. i got my mom's fair skin and my dad's prone-ness to acne so acne marks are extremely noticeable on my face.

by the way you could get a skullet and be br00tal as **** haha
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i was gonna say something along those lines, only it wouldn't have been as good
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i'm 6'6 and i only have size 13 shoes! blasphemy i say! blasphemy!
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#20
I don't believe you're correct. My mom has thin hair, my dad balded early, and i have very long hair. It just takes a while the first time.

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if u have problems with ur genes, the only way around it is by sitting on top of a microwave while getting xrays done inside of a nuclear reactor.


I did that, and I turned out fine, the girls love the extra tongue I grew!
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#22
I have a pretty loud voice, and it's not necesarrily by choice.

I'll be talking to people in my normal tone of voice, and people will just stop me and tell me turn down the volume. It never fails.


And I have a receding hairline, as well.
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#24
Im overweight and pre-disposed to drug addiction. and my hair is thin.
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awww... look at the ugly kid cry.....


jk, you may actually be very beautiful



Hey! UG has a heart after all :P


my problem (if you can call it that) is that i basically look adopted. my family has dark straight hair, dark eyes and is fat, im 6'2" 160 lbs (thin), blue eyes, and curly-ass blonde hair. wtf?
#26
well, all i can really complain about is my skin. its as white a friggin ghost. me da's irish, so i got it from him. other than that my genes are freakin awesome. my eyes change color based on whats around them (they pretty much reflect colors, usually gray or very VERY blue) and i have natural red highlights. my hair is mainly brown tho. hooray for heterochromia!
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#30
Buy new hair from one of them infomercials. The bald guy on TV said it works. He must be truthful cuz he made it on tv.
#31
Well, I know I'm getting it (or something similar) because
A. My hair is thinish everywhere
B. One half of my hair grows faster than the other half.
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....How is that weird? o_O

I have a friend who is around 5'10", and wears size 13 to 14 shoes.
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my problem (if you can call it that) is that i basically look adopted. my family has dark straight hair, dark eyes and is fat, im 6'2" 160 lbs (thin), blue eyes, and curly-ass blonde hair. wtf?


someone had an affair with the milk man


and my genes suck

balding on both sides of the family cancer on both sides

acne on both sides

and my facial hair doesnt grow in all the way theres bald patches
for some weird reason its on my dads side
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#38
im fat but unlike my brothers, father, and uncles i still have my hair. at age 19, yes... but my brothers started to loose it in high school or soon after. but my uncles (mothers side) didnt start to loose it until their 30's or 40's i think. one in his 30's the other in his late 40's... just recently.

so i could be lucky, or it could just be a matter of time. but i have other traits that no one else has. im the only one above 6 foot tall in the family.

im also hairier then a wolverine and fat as hell. i got those genes. hooray.
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