#1
alright

£50 is the object

whats the craziest, most stupid, funny thing u would do for £50??


Andy
#3
Buy a hooker.
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#6
Quote by Kensai
Buy a hooker.


Is that the price of a hooker over there? are we talking in a brothel, or on the street?
#8
I know something thats completely insane! You could give it to ME!!! That would be mental!
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#10
It's what you WOULD do for £50, not if you already had it people!!

And, I would give my own dad a blowjob for £50
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#11
Quote by david_highland
Is that the price of a hooker over there? are we talking in a brothel, or on the street?


Brothel, but street's usually cheaper.

I mean... what?
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#12
Quote by mr freezy
I know something thats completely insane! You could give it to ME!!! That would be mental!



Nah, much rather buy a small country.

Like Luxembourg!
#13
Quote by Lil Macker
And, I would give my own dad a blowjob for £50


Reading your usertitle, I'd say that's pretty ironic.
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#14
Quote by Kensai
Brothel, but street's usually cheaper.

I mean... what?


I bet you take some nice photos up ther... I mean, down there.
#15
Quote by Lil Macker
It's what you WOULD do for £50, not if you already had it people!!

And, I would give my own dad a blowjob for £50



Wow.

Cheap.
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#17
I'd drink 250ml of urine

(it's a sliding scale: my rate's £200 p/ litre)
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#18
50 really cheap hookers.

EDIT: Sorry, thought you said with.

I'd shag 50 really cheap hookers.
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#19
Quote by ctb
I bet you take some nice photos up ther... I mean, down there.


I've taken a few macros, yes.

Quote by JamieB
Wow.

Cheap.


What's your rate, Jamie?
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#20
Quote by Kensai
What's your rate, Jamie?


He charged me £120, and all I got was a reach around. Bloody rip off if you ask me because he didn't even use lube. My bell's proper sore now, whenever I go to the for a wazz it feels like I'm pissing out Hellraiser's face.
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#21
Quote by Kensai
Buy a hooker.


damnit beat me to it

buy two ugly hookers
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#22
Quote by Kensai

What's your rate, Jamie?



Dude, sucking my dad's is just out of the question.

Quote by Yakult
He charged me £120, and all I got was a reach around. Bloody rip off if you ask me because he didn't even use lube. My bell's proper sore now, whenever I go to the for a wazz it feels like I'm pissing out Hellraiser's face.



That was in my early days. I'm a high class hooker now!
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#23
...there's not a lot I would do for £50.
I get £40 just for one day's work anyways...

It would probably involve some sort of sexual act....I would probably do something girl on girl for that money actually.


I can't believe I just said that
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#24
Quote by OddOneOut
...there's not a lot I would do for £50.
I get £40 just for one day's work anyways...

It would probably involve some sort of sexual act....I would probably do something girl on girl for that money actually.


I can't believe I just said that



JamieB's still got £100 of his birthday money left.


Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#26
Quote by Yakult
He charged me £120, and all I got was a reach around. Bloody rip off if you ask me because he didn't even use lube. My bell's proper sore now, whenever I go to the for a wazz it feels like I'm pissing out Hellraiser's face.


Same thing happened here.

*manhugs*

Quote by OddOneOut
It would probably involve some sort of sexual act....I would probably do something girl on girl for that money actually.


You and your bisexuality, oddoneout.

Quote by JamieB
JamieB's still got £100 of his birthday money left.




Happy birthday!! I'm a bit late yes, but atleast I said it
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