#1
So a whole bunch of you guys didn't read my post on the second page of the "hot girls at your school" thread yesterday.

Quote by jravolta
Heh, I made this to see what responses I would get, brushed my teeth, and then came back. I didn't expect 2 pages.

You could say I "did it for the lulz"

It's funny how half of you guys have decided I'm a flaming pedophile and half are egging me on and probably whacking off. The Pit is a dangerous thing to mess with, apparently.


There, in case you missed it and thought I was a creepy pedophile.
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One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
#2
Oh cool, its definately nice to know that you think what we think about you is important
#6
Who are you?
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I play guitar long then half the people here .. and I suck double as much

EDIT: on the guitar
EDIT EDIT: in playing with my guitar
EDIT EDIT EDIT: I give up
#10
Your lame attempt to remove me from my post as "UG's creepy pedophile" has failed.
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#12
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Your lame attempt to remove me from my post as "UG's creepy pedophile" has failed.


^ WIN
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#13
im lost.

good day sir
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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"
#15
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You have an insane amount of human feelings.


Foolish earthlings!
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#16
k thanx bi
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you sir, Martinikiss7, should be president.



Jizz is where it is
#17
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#18
What do you want a goddamn medal?
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#19
It's alright jravolta. We don't hate you. Maybe a lessened degree of respect for you.
HI GUYS!
#21
ok... and...?
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