#2
Nice jobb man!
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#5
pics or it didn't happen
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#6
And how big is your internet penis, sir? 6 ft? 10 ft?
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#12
pics or didn't happen
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#14
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I think I could have just impregnated 3 girls at once...

Help


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#15
ahaha
kudos to u. :]
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#16
Well basically I was out with friends... then we to mine... and we were on my bed... and one thing led to another... and the condom burst... wasnt on properly...
#18
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Well basically I was out with friends... then we to mine... and we were on my bed... and one thing led to another... and the condom burst... wasnt on properly...


You had sex with three girls and ejaculated into them all with the same load with a burst condom?

Give us a fuller picture.
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Badreligionrock is the man.

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#19
Ok, here is what you do
dress in a black jumpsuit
put on an extremely large orange afro wig
go up to them, and kick them in the uterus
dance around with ribbons
run away
drink
repeat as nessesary
#20
ha! like that would happen.

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#21
I fail to see how this could impregnate 3 girls at once.

Are you under the impression that any contact with sperm might impregnate a girl?
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#23
Woah, woah...you're just 14?

Can you even get an erection yet?
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Badreligionrock is the man.

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Badreligionrock you have the greatest avatar of all time. Rejected is the best video. Period.
#25
lol great way of ****ing up your and your friends live!

COngrats
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#26
1. If its true, get ready for some heavy child support payments

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#28
Has to be said PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, three at once? Details. And, I call BS.
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#29
Ok, first of all.

Wow, you're an idiot.

Second of all.

Wow, three at once? Good job.

Third of all.

Wow, three at once with the same condom? You're an idiot.

Fourth of all.

Get real.
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#31
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#32
I declare this thread to be lies. Did you just jack off into a condom and then throw it in the general direction of 3 girls? Your 14, so if you had a condom you probably purchased it from a machine - They come in packs of 3 or 4. If you did have sex with 3 girls, you would surely have had enough condoms, or do you enjoy fapping that much?

Fail.
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